The Cool Doc
Oh my GOD. Dr. Dice is so cool and sexy. I want him inside of me NOW. Preferably performing a triple bypass because I am a god damn fat mess.
Critics Corner
"Get out of yourÿ moms basement and quit getting your friends to rubberstamp your bullshit. If you werent so goddamn ugly looking maybe you wouldn't be on youtube trying to make girls laugh because you clearly cant get pussy looking like that.
Have you ever even touch a girl besides your fat ugly mom? Doubt it. Get some proactive and a haircut, switch to contacts and your best bet is to get a girl totally drunk before she does anything with you."
-Rock944T hooking us up with some sweet carefail
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!
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