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Obligatory Michael Jackson joke

Submitted by Eivind

Here is a cool joke I made all by myself! I hope you like it and I hope it brings a smile to your day! :-)

Michael Jackson went to his plastic surgeon and asked how he could make his skin even whiter and the plastic surgeon said "The only way for you to become whiter would be to become a ghost" so Michael Jackson went home and killed himself with a combination of drugs that caused him to go into cardiac arrest because he wanted to have even whiter skin by becoming a ghost but also because he had a really fucked up childhood and suffered from mental illness and because the last time he was relevant was during the George H.W. Bush administration and people thought he was a child molester.

You can find more fun-filled jokes like this at www.occupy-japan-jokes.com (the "com" stands for "COM"edy haha! That is another joke you can find there!) Have a blessed day in Christ! :-)