Choose your own joke starring some fat bitch picking locks
Submitted by Pyrric Victory
1) Bitch got good by practicing on Duncan Donuts locks
2) She'll need more than lock picks to break open her clogged-ass arteries
3) Yo thanks for the gratuitous shots of your veiny, saggy jugs you disgusting cow. Maybe next time you break into TJ Maxx, you could steal a bikini top from clearance that actually fits.
Critics Corner
"OMFG she aint sexy u can she the fat hanging off her tits. omfgÿ plz take it off and get her a shirt on not a gross bikini "
-lilnoggen
"Nice juggs "
-Darakon
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