The Man With No Tongue
Let me start by saying that even at less than 2 minutes long, this video is still way too fucking tedious to watch, so if you don't make it, I don't blame you. This is basically a 2 minute long "lol gay" joke. You see, this man... he has no tongue, and that makes communication difficult! Hilarity ensues!
Of course, by "hilarity", I mean make sure you watch the local news tonight because there is a good chance there will be a manhunt for yours truly in progress after I murder these idiots to death with a hammer.
Critics Corner:
"ok........every second of this video isnt funny at all...
1/5"
-PsYc01025
"just jerk off"
-TheBookofD
"this aint real"
-TTShowLive
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