Exhibit A from Child Protective Services v. DenimDad
Submitted by Dean C.
Your Honor, the prosecution moves for the death penalty and rests.
That just about wraps it up for another edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted some more stupid bullshit for me to watch! Your Official AwfulVision Bags of Dicks (for you to eat) is in the mail. If you'd like to join in on the dick-eating fun, feel free to email a terrible video to me (or post it on our wall) and delight in the fact that you've made my life just a little bit more unbearable. See you jerks next time!
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About This Column
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!
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