Bagels by the Beach
Submitted by yours truly
My band actually played with these guys a month or so back. The lead singer dressed in a nude body suit (complete with fake chest hair and huge, droopy balls) and they opened their set with a cover of "You Were Meant For Me" by Jewel.
It was a magical evening and I think I learned a lot about myself.
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