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Edward Penishands

Submitted by David Hosie

This video raises a lot of questions!

1) Can he piss out of his penis hands? If so, has he ever considered a career as the worst Mega Man boss ever?

2) Does the blood flow required to keep 3 penii erect effect his cognitive function at all? If so, was his impaired judgment a determining factor in his taking the role of Edward Penishands to begin with?

3) Does this mean the other pretend porno movie names my immature friends and I used to come up with when we were like 10 years old are real movies too? If so, can someone send me a link to where I can purchase "Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine", "White Men Can't Hump" and "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed"? Thanks!

4) If I find whoever directed this movie, knocked them out with a tire iron to the head and repeatedly ran over their body with a steamroller, would it be justifiable homicide?

5) What the fuck is wrong with the world?