AwfulVision: Reader Mailbag #1!

Hello, and welcome to yet another bi-weekly installment of AwfulVision™, the 3rd best YouTube™ review article on Something Awful™! Despite winning third place, I was a bit startled to find out that we are actually the only YouTube™ review article on Something Awful™. My lawyers will be contacting you tomorrow, Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka™. You have made a powerful enemy today.

This week, I thought I would change things up a bit. You see, after the last edition of AwfulVision™ went live, I found myself with a massive influx of emails. Generally, I get around 20 emails from viewers each week, which breaks down to about 15 emails telling me how unfunny I am (I generally send at least 5 of these myself), 3 ads for various ways to make my penis larger, and 1 or 2 actual submissions. Naturally, I delete everything except the penis enlargement ads.

However, for reasons unknown to both God and man, I found myself with a veritable shitload of submissions this week. Therefore, I thought it'd be "cool" and "hip" to do a Mailbag edition of AwfulVision™. Yes, that's right. I'm throwing caution and possibly my employment here at Something Awful™ to the wind and posting real emails containing the best, the worst, and the rest of the things YOU people think should be on AwfulVision™. Clearly, I give no fuck.

In fact, to prove how few fucks I give (zero, if you're paying attention), I'm going to make you wait until page 2 to actually read these emails. So click it now! Also, I am naked from the waist down and I may have killed a man. This week is a week of miracles.