What A Men Look For

From: Webmaster@whatamenlookfor.com
To: garbageday@somethingawful.com
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2008, at 11:10 P.M.
Subject: Link Exchange Request for Dating

Hello,
I have visited your site and found interesting, so I would like to exchange link with your site. As you probably already know, I think it would be beneficial for both of us.

I would request you to consider listing my site under the relevant category like Dating, Relationship, People etc. on your site.

Kindly add my 2 site, the information is given below:

1.) Title : What A Men Look For, Free Online Dating For Men
URL : http://www.whatamenlookfor.com/
Desc : Our website Whatamenlookfor.com too is a Free Online Dating Website
that is designed to cater to the need of all men looking for someone
special through the Internet for a kind of relationship or the other.

2.) Title : What A Men Look For In Women, Men Singles Dating
Url : http://www.whatamenlookforinwomen.com/
Desc : What a man looks for in a woman is the first indisputable question
that props up in the mind of greenhorn online dating woman and she
generally tries to formulate her profile in best possible manner to make
it look more gentle and apt.

Note: If you are not interested in link exchange then please let me know
the reason at once.

Waiting for your positive response.

Sincerely,
Alisa Malino

Dear "Alyssa Milano,"
While I am unable to approve the suggested link exchange, I will definitely provide a link to Whatamenlookfor in the section of our Web site for which it seems most qualified.

I can see that you have indeed visited Something Awful as you claim, but while I'm sure our entire staff is flattered that you "found interesting," I must request that you cease and desist submitting correspondence in "mans from below" speak, as it is proprietary.

Regards,
Garbage Day

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller