If you're a writer looking for inspiration, a good thing to do would be to visit Pre-made Paperback Covers and let their provocative imagery shape your story. Once you've selected a theme like "grave cat" or "baby butt," the words will surely flow! For $140 or so, you get the cover, spine and back cover. Technically they don't give you a catchy two-word title, but sometimes they provide the perfect one in the description, like "Lighthouse Parrot." I guess you could just browse this site and get ideas for free, but eventually your spy thriller "Red Hand"/ horror shocker "Wickerman Dolls"/ gay erotica "Lustful Cockmonster" is going to need a cover. How could you do better than these?
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