At Busty Heart's Place, the "History" page focuses solely on this bell-crackers's short-lived run as the Boston Celtics' "first and only unofficial celebrity mascot," back in 1986. More recently, the 48-year-old stripper amazed/aroused millions of idiots during a 2008 America's Got Talent episode by crushing beer cans with her 46-H breasts.
However, Busty Heart's most impressive achievement might be this NWS panoramic survey of human failure, which has seemingly disappeared from the page. (In fact, the old Photo Gallery appears to be completely inaccessible, having been replaced with a by-request stock photo service.) Fortunately, submitter AvidAcid saved it for posterity. Pink Floyd Kid looks like he's being shoulder-straddled by the fleshy nubs of a partially amputated hippopotamus. If Busty Heart contributes more indelible images like this to the Web, perhaps someday she'll be invited to leave her boob-prints on the Internet's virtual Walk of Dubious Fame.
–
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.
Previous Articles
- The Parody Network
- Demon Slayer (Thanks, Lyla!)
- Boku no Pico (NWS!) (Thanks, eucarus!)
- Mall 727 (Thanks, robmiller!)
- Larry Johnson, the Blog
