THE HIGHWAY TO HEALTH, WEALTH, AND TOTAL FINANCIAL FREEDOM

THE HIGHWAY TO HEALTH, WEALTH, AND TOTAL FINANCIAL FREEDOM, submitted by Rudds. It's common knowledge that the Internet is full of sexual deviants, psychos, idiots, and pyramid scams. As far as I can tell, this website is every one of those and much, much, much more. What the "more" part is, I don't know, but it's something.

THIS IS YOUR HIGHWAY TO HEALTH, WEALTH, AND TOTAL FINANCIAL FREEDOM.

1.] WE HAVE A BINARY LATERAL PLAN=2PEOPLE.
THE D.S.A. STATES THE AVERAGE PERSON SPONSORS AVE.2.3 PEOPLE
TOTAL.
2.] POWERFUL PRODUCT EXCLUSIVE TO USANA.
POTENCY GUARANTEED.
3.] CONSUMABLE PRODUCT WHICH PEOPLE NEED AND WANT.
4.] DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP LARGE STOCKS OF PRODUCTS FOR RETAIL.
5.] BUSINESS THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE MONTHLY GROUP VOLUME.
6.] A BUSINESS WHERE YOU NEED ONLY 2 PEOPLE.

The entire website is dedicated to some vague, incomprehensible, bizarre moneymaking scam which I can't even begin to imagine because I get distracted by the millions of inappropriate animated gifs and 5,000 point underlined bold font. Nothing quite screams "professional" like a webpage created in such large print that it can be seen by blind aliens on Venus. I've gone through every single page in this site and I still can't tell what the heck the guy's going on about or why he feels the bizarre need to finish every sentence with an animated gif that was seemingly chosen at random from a clipart site dedicated to spicing up homepages for retarded people.

Site Designed and Constructed by Arden Rix.(webbiz@primus.com.au)

Oh yeah, that's something to really be proud of, Arden Rix. Your use of the animated guy doing pullups was really a touch of class there hero. I hope you're denied in your parole hearing.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)