Universe People

Universe People, submitted by Jaron. Did you ever notice that the UFO freaks have an amount of brain cells inversely proportional to their amount of free time? The dumber these wackos are, the more spare time they have to type up pages and pages and pages of rambling, incoherent, bizarre nonsense. You know, like this site, but only with more fake UFO pictures. "Mr. IVO A. BENDA" writes approximately 100 million billion jillion words detailing... well... hell, I don't have any clue. Something about Jesus, love, aliens, spaceships, and probably the NBA.

ASHTAR SHERAN - HIGH SPIRITUAL BEING. The commander of the Grand cosmic squadron of 10 millions of mother spaceships with the command on the Cosmic station SHARE. He is responsible for the part of the Universe called by Cosmic people Bela, Quadra or the 4th cosmic sector. The core part of his work is a unremitting perfect communication with the PRIMARY CREATOR OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, and with the further hierarchy of this Universe. He comes from high spiritual society in the 5th dimension of planet NIRBUA (our Venus in the 3rd dimension).

DO YOU STILL LET LIZARDS TO CONTROL YOU ? THEN YOU ARE PUPPETS OF A BIG PUPPET THEATRE, YOU ARE UNFREE SLAVES AND YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY TIME ALWAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE DRIVEN BY MONEY, MATERIAL WORLD, DELIGHTS AND YOU DO NOT USE LOVE AND FEELINGS AMONG EACH OTHER. PUT YOURSELVES TOGETHER AND SHOW OTHER THAT YOU ARE NOT EMPTY CHESS PIECES ON THE CHESS BOARD OF NEGATIVE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEINGS OF DARK POWERS !

There's just so much insanity here that it boggles the mind. I'm firmly convinced that aliens must've made this page, as any self-respecting human being would've smashed their computer with a sledgehammer before releasing this humongous wad of terror. On the flip side, there is an abundance of the absolute most laughable "UFO" photos ever.

The truth is out there! And the truth is that this guy's an insane freakjob who should probably be put in a straightjacket and then dumped off the back of a pickup truck into the ocean.

PS: Make sure to check out the videos section, which has great "realistic" footage of what appears to be an incredibly realistic inebriated hubcap swinging from the end of some incredibly realistic fishing wire.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)