Bast Services Inc.

Bast Services Inc., submitted by Chris. Oooh, finally, a "global consulting" company that can teach my school or business how to use the Internet and create high-quality webpages like theirs, which features over 300 megs of embarrassing public domain animated gifs.

Our Internet training is designed for all levels but stresses using the internet to find resources to enhance the curriculum.

The Basics - Web Browsers & E-Mail
Intermediates - Designing a Web Site, Virtual Private Networks, Intranets/Extranets.
Advanced - Web Servers, Routers & Switches, ISP's, Troubleshooting.

Yeah right, like I'd trust these clowns with a roll of food stamps, much less an entire network. I'm still trying to figure out their pictogram of animated gifs on the front page. As far as I can tell, their message is the following:

KUNG FU BABIES WILL THROW GRAPPLING HOOKS AT THEIR NATURAL ENEMY, THE BUTLER, WHO WILL BREAK YOUR COMPUTER KEYBOARD AND MAKE IT COME ALIVE ALA "STEPHEN KING'S MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE" AND SHOOT DEADLY CD-ROMS AT YOU

Frankly, that's the best business strategy I've ever heard of!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)