Darcphaze, Lady of Death, submitted by Demonyr. Here we see your usual MMORPG (Everquest and UO in this case) nutjob doing a site for their characters in the most disgusting fashion possible. One giant scrolling page chock-full of animated crap, flashing text, gargoyles, and those goddamn hamsters from Hampsterdance. There is really no sense to any of it, but man it sure is ugly. There is also a lot of really stupid fanfiction crap here too, as well as a song praising "Myrkul".
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me...
M-Y-R... K-U-L... Myrkul is for meeeee...Hey there Hi there Ho there, we're as evil as can beeee...
M-Y-R... K-U-L... Myrkul is for meeeee...UnDead Looords... UnDead Loooords...
Forever may we hold our banner high! DIE! DIE! DIE!
All you dark elf vampire mage ladies take heart; there is a man out there for you! Just never expect to love him as much as you love Myrkul, who I think is the Everquest vampire lord version of that kid on "Family Matters". Mr. Winslow is an Orc or something; fuck I don't know, this site blinded me as sure as 180 proof Kentucky moonshine.
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