FOR THINKERS ONLY!, submitted by . Insane rambling psychotic grandfather goes on and on and on about God knows what, pausing only to add more font color tags and page anchors. I think the main theme of the page is something about how the government is evil and lies to us and how lying and murder are bad. I could be wrong though; my eyes didn't like adjusting to all the different font sizes and colors.

My two sites are an attempt to bring to people the realities of life that I have accumulated in my 77 years. I have spent a lifetime studying, writing and analyzing mankind and the behavior of mankind. My specialty has been political economics.

Note: MY WIFE IS ITALIAN, MY IN LAWS EMIGRATED FROM ITALY, I ATE ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND AT THE HOUSE OF MY IN LAWS FOR ABOUT 38 YEARS AND THEY TAUGHT BOTH ME AND MY DAUGHTER HOW TO COOK ITALIAN FOOD. MY MOTHER IN LAW TAUGHT US BOTH ITALIAN HOME RECIPES! End of note.

The Peace Machine, THE SPOILS OF PEACE BELONG TO US! We earned it and we are entitled to the SPOILS OF PEACE!

Make sure to check out the entire list of articles the nutjob has written, which I think contribute for over 87% of all content on the Internet. You can also view the complete list of companies that have "ripped him off," find out his opinions on "lies, liars, and lying," or wade through reviews of the five books he's read (which include such titles as "DOGS THAT KNOW WHEN THEIR OWNERS ARE COMING HOME AND OTHER UNEXPLAINED POWERS OF ANIMALS"). Exciting!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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