LearnJobsGroup.com, submitted by Doctor E. When creating webpages on the Internet, remember this helpful tidbit of advice: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW ENGLISH IF YOU'RE TRYING TO WRITE IN ENGLISH. The Internet, as a whole, is very forgiving of grievous grammatical errors, and is only concerned with the message you're trying to get across. Taking this to a terribly painful extreme is LearnJobsGroup.com, which I still can't figure out the hellish purpose of.
At group members Shopping job skills or continuing education courseware & education - business software is secured - easy - economic - quick delivery - fun - exciting entering quantities and watching shopping cart virtual discounts. Devoted learning using group members' texts & education - business software applying a new methodology 'Coach-As-Teacher' is learning guaranteed per shopping centers' certificate. However, before enjoying shopping suggest learning about innovation first at the bottom line. Combination of courseware, e-commerce distant learning & joint franchise 'classroom - business solutions seminars' confirms education anywhere anytime and suggests business solutions. E-commerce & Joint Franchise offer an excellent global joint ventures module. Foundation & PPC will continue R&D.
What?!? To top off this Ice Cream Sunday of Incomprehension, there's various pages trying to sell general education courseware. That's like taking driving lessons from a blind crippled guy. As far as I can tell, this page is just some Amazon.com site for retards.
Combination of PBI/MGS forms this innovative Joint Franchise 'Classroom - Business Solution Seminars' module and makes it exceptional. Franchise offers Certificates & Diplomas using PPC Job Skills courseware researched, developed and tested applying an innovative methodology 'Coach - As - Teacher' that can be learning guaranteed per shopping certificate.
Huh?
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