LiL bEbExTAcEE's pAd, submitted by Cthulu. Clueless Asian raver girl writes like a car accident victim dictating text to a mentally disabled dog. Some of these pages will burn holes through your retinas faster than staring at the sun. Luckily, the scorching background gifs make the text nearly impossible to read, so that ends up being a "good thing."
aY yO wHA sUp eVeRyWuN!!! whO cAmE aRoUnD tO mAh pHaGE =)...rIoGhT nOwS iTs iN MADD aSS cOnStRuCtIoN sO gO rItE aHeAd anD pEeP aT wHATeVeRs fREE aIoGhT? =P dAnX fOe sToPpIn bY...yA'll tAkE kArEs nOwS aNd aLL dAt gOoDy gOoD sHiTzzZ...bUH bAi's
If you're really up for pain, check out "/mAh 411/" or "/fOToaLBum/". Don't blame me, I'm just the messenger. Plus I won't be able to read your email because I can't see anymore.
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