VampireRave.com 2007 Gothic Cruise, submitted by BoldFrankensteinMir. If I were a vampire planning a vacation, I'm not really sure that a seven day cruise through the sunny Caribbean would be at the top of my list. For these vampires, however, swimming in a urine minefield of a pool nestled atop a constantly swaying 2-star hotel is worth risking a horrible death at the hands of the sun. I guess the month long hiking tour through Death Valley was booked solid.
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