INSULTINGLY STUPID MOVIE PHYSICS, submitted by Tohokai. We all know that movies are often unrealistic, portraying a hyperbolic version of reality designed to make people hoot and holler at the movie screen in amazement. This website is about ignoring that basic concept and nit-picking in agonizing detail the unrealistic physics featured in movies. You know, cars that jump ramps and seemingly fly miles, lasers that are visible to the naked eye, and so on. I'm all for more realism in movies, but sometimes realism is boring and cars need to flip and keep on flipin' until they explode. Screw physics, all they ever do is crash helicopters and kill American soldiers.
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