Real Diehl, submitted by Bomb-Omb. Are you ready for the truth about America? Are you ready for the hard facts about our government? Are you ready for a really awful site that breaks every known law of web design? The Real Diehl’s homepage has it all; random clip art, embedded music, a horrible color scheme. My favorite part is the broken image comet cursor. It really sets the tone for the rest of the site.
THE REAL DIEHL
HIMSELF!
IN THE FLESH!
NO PRETENSE!
HE IS TIMELESS!
HE'S BEEN HERE BEFORE!
IN THIS LIFE HE LANDED IN THE AMERICAN DREAM!
IN THE VERY YEAR THAT KICKED OFF GENERATION X!
NOW HE IS A 40 YEAR OLD WITH A WHOLE LOT ON HIS MIND!
NO HATRED OR INTOLERANCE IS INTENDED!
REAL DIEHL OFFERS WISDOM AND COMPASSION!
REAL DIEHL OFFERS LOVING KINDNESS!
BUT WITH A DRILL SERGEANT'S ATTITUDE!
The Real Diehl is here to save the nation! Join his ministry or suffer the wrath of his fiery sword of doom!
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