Foxx's Transformation Art, submitted by Zork Foxfire. I haven't linked a furry site in a long time, and frankly I'm going through withdrawals. I noticed yesterday that my hands starting shaking and my eyesight started to get blurry. It was almost impossible for me to cook my heroin. Today I'm linking a site that is about a sub-fetish of the furry culture called "transformation". It's not too complicated, just some sad folks that enjoy drawing and viewing crayon drawings of somebody turning into a cow, ejaculating all over their keyboard, and then crying themselves to sleep. I'm guessing that most furry's rooms smell like nerd musk and rotting cheese.
"Fucking paws! I just want some orange juice!~sob~"
I know a lot of you are tired of hearing about furries and I agree 100%, but I still feel it's important to keep a vigilant watch on these sexual misfits, lest we finally come to a point where they are so commonplace that they are accepted in our society. If the furries gain acceptance and you start to see people walking down the street in fur suits, the terrorists have won my friends. Never forget.
–
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.