Simulaids, submitted by Monkeycheese. I'm going to say right off the bat that this isn't a typical awful link. This site isn't about some drunken furry's X-Files erotic slash fiction. No, it's all about creepy medical dummies used to train people on the workings of the human body. To a trained eye, these anatomical Venuses probably seem pretty bland, but to the untrained eye they are really fucking creepy. Seriously, seriously, seriously creepy. This severed head, which I plan to purchase and put in my front lawn to warn off would be raiders, is actually one of the tamest props they have for sale:
If you want something avant-garde for the living room, I recommend this delightful piece entitled "Pelvic Bone with Fetal Heads on Stand":
Other popular products include an elderly dummy with interchangeable genitals, and "Obese Mature Choker."
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