Profile of a She-Devil, submitted by Frog Vomit. Oh great, another pale chubby pseudogoth harpy with an AOL web site. Nothing new to see here...or is there?!?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNnn...
Attention!!!
I have decided to sell off the right to shave off my very long hair to the highest bidder on eBay. If you wish to take a look at my ad and my terms please click HERE. Click HERE to go to the eBay auction site. Feel free to write me and tell me what you think. I'm asking for $50,000.00
Hey, forget about donating to save a bunch of stupid soldiers no one cares about, shaving Chewgothas urine encrusted hair is where every dime you have needs to be going. Thanks Internet.
Thanternet.
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