Conspiracy News Now

Conspiracy News Now, submitted by Jeremy.Dock West of "Conspiracy News Now", knows the score. His website is exposing the truth about the various tricks that our silly government is currently playing on us. Thankfully, the government has not found this site yet, probably because it's named "untitled". What kind of name is "Dock" anyway? Well get this "Dock", the crazy boat is coming in and it's got a cargo bay full of nuts.

"the government places miniscule tracking devices in these vaccinations. These tracking devices act as beacons for various satellites. In this way, similar to the technology found in controlling airplane traffic, the government knows where we are at all times. Indeed, it is unclear how much information is provided in these beacon devices. These beacons may, for example, provide rudimentary data, such as age, heart rate, blood pressure, or speed. They may also provide more detailed information, such as what we are saying at any given time."

"The question is whether there actually was a "West Nile Virus" and more importantly, whether the spraying over human populations was necessary to eliminate this 'noxious' virus. The contents in the spray included what the government called a mild nerve toxin, which was supposed to kill mosquitos by paralyzing their nervous system. After all, the government contended, the spray had no adverse effects on humans. Okay...but this conspiracy had more twists than many environmentalists were aware of. The West Nile Virus fiasco was a secret partnership between an unnamed drug corporation and the United States Military."

"The question is whether there actually was a "West Nile Virus" and more importantly, whether the spraying over human populations was necessary to eliminate this 'noxious' virus. The contents in the spray included what the government called a mild nerve toxin, which was supposed to kill mosquitos by paralyzing their nervous system. After all, the government contended, the spray had no adverse effects on humans. Okay...but this conspiracy had more twists than many environmentalists were aware of. The West Nile Virus fiasco was a secret partnership between an unnamed drug corporation and the United States Military."

"Indeed, although states are replacing water pipes, they are also, unknowingly, installing millions of miles of fiber optics and other receptor cells. As discussed earlier, these wires are used to monitor everything, sometimes as a backup to satellite system monitoring or to more specific monitoring strategies to fill any gaps of satellite technology."

To give Mr. Dock West credit, I've seen worse conspiracy sites with worse design, but the fact that he has to put that stupid peeping eye on every page and that his first name is Dock clinched it. The peeping eye really bugs me. It's like an evil government man looking at me in my filthy pajamas from the other side of the interweb. I've been placing tape on my computer screen to cover the eye, but it keeps escaping when I scroll the electronic page. There is no choice but to put out the spying eye with a crowbar. I'm getting one now. Don't forget to sign Dock West's Guestbook!

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz