Bye Bye American Pie!

Bye Bye American Pie!, submitted by Bryan. Everybody loves a good, entertaining, rambling nutjob wacko conspiracy website! Well, I mean I love them. I don't know what the hell you love, but if you're currently reading this website, it's undoubtedly something perverse or tacky or stupid. "Bye Bye American Pie!" tackles such tough issues as the apocalypse, dead people, a picture of something exploding, the lying US government, the anti-Christ, drugs, singing, and many other hot subjects which might be really interesting to read if they made ONE FUCKING IOATA OF SENSE. I'm not sure, but from what I can tell, America is a pretty crappy place that Jesus and George Washington both equally loathe. This makes me sad because, hell, I knew Jesus hated our country, but George Washington? I thought me and him were tight, yo.

THE U.S KNEW BETTER! INFILTRATED CHURCHIANITY U.S.A FORGOT GOD GADGET IDOLATRY HOLLYWOOD POLLUTION STATE CONTRA CHURCH MURDER OF THE UNBORN EXPORT OF EVOLUTION EXPORT OF VIOLENCE EXPORT OF NONSENSE BULLY OF THE WORLD COMMERCIAL EXPLOITER IN-HUMANE RIGHTS WAR MONGERING NATION HOME OF WAR MERCHANTS MIGHT=RIGHT POLICY OIL AND WEAPONSALES NEW WORLD ORDER SLAVE RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION BABYLON THE WHORE ANTICHRIST CONSPIRACY BLIND ISRAEL SUPPORT VOICE OF ONE WORLDERS TOOL OF WORLD-BANKERS BIGGEST DEBTOR NATION EXTENDING IMF LOANS

If Americans could only see themselves as most of the rest of the World sees them in their hearts! (See rigt column for that) MOST HYPOCRITICAL NATION IN THE WORLD MOST WARMONGERING NATION IN THE WORLD MOST DEBT RIDDEN NATION IN THE WORLD MOST DECEIVED NATION IN THE WORLD MOST SELF-CENTERED NATION IN THE WORLD MOST EXPLOITING NATION IN THE WORLD MOST BELLIGERENT NATION IN THE WORLD MOST UN-INFORMED NATION IN THE WORLD MOST FOOLISH NATION IN THE WORLD MOST WASTEFUL NATION IN THE WORLD MOST WICKED NATION IN THE WORLD

Oh man! How am I going to get to sleep tonight knowing all those horrible things about my country? Oh wait, I live in the MOST SELF-CENTERED and MOST UN-INFORMED NATION IN THE WORLD so I don't really give a flying crap about some wacko's apocalyptic website of a million fun ideas. I'm so self-centered and un-informed that I think I'll go and stare at myself in the mirror for hours, unaware that a big Batman guy wearing a "666" cloak is about to drop an atom bomb on New York while the Three Stooges look on in terror. Oh what a calamity!

PS: There is a guestbook you can sign, but only if you hate America (HINT: you do). Additionally, it seems to be full of messages about dragons, Christ, UFOs, and sex. I don't have any clue how all these topics tie in to each other, but that's probably because I'm hypocritical and self-centered and un-informed and debt ridden.

PPS: The guy apparently also claims he can predict the future and speak to Jesus on a regular basis. I decided to point this out just in case you didn't think he was crazy enough.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)