I only allow myself to use Youtube videos for ALODs on special occasions. Today is such an occasion.
THINGS THAT CAPPY COULD BE:
- A Bottle of Motor Oil with a Handkerchief on it
- An Abusive Emergency Radio Flashlight Device
- An Effigy of Her Abusive Husband/Boyfriend/Dealer
- An Oversized Novelty Lighter
- The Ashes of Her Dead Child/Pet/Oversized Novelty Lighter
- Coping Device Created by Her Imagination After Years of Abuse
- America
- The Cameraman
- The Only Reason She Wakes Up In The Morning
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This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.
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