Eunuch.org is an erotic online library with short stories & poetry dedicated to dudes who cut their dicks & balls off. If this alone for some reason doesn't make this website horrible enough, I'd like to point out that their forums are full of men that fantasize about getting prostate cancer, just so they have a valid excuse to have their cock lobbed off. Gentlemen that long for the days of slavery in China. Oh, and the website isn't fully WAP compatible yet, so anyone who wants to log into Eunuch.org from their cell phone are just going to have to wait it out.
With that she got a rubber band and stretched it over my balls, pushing them tight against the sack as the base squeezed tight.
"Tonight you are going to get you very finest and very last cum& I'm going to slice those filthy fucking useless balls off at the very point they want to shoot."
Google asked me "Did you mean Mitt Romney?"
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