Are you a bad enough dude to kick ass with the President?
Goon geriatric genesplicer draws robot requests.
A goon fucks a flask and Abraham cosplays as Carmen Miranda.
where we're going we don't need roads or eyes or consciousness or the single atomized thought built upon its neighbors in a heave-ho pushpull of context that we all breathe into the gills of our minds like fish
Goons illustrate all world knowledge about animals.
Sex sells. Your parents having sex sells even better. Or at least that's what the Canadian Club Whiskey Company seems to think. The forum goons take a crack at their off-color-admaker and come up with some new ways to sell you alcohol.
Goons MS Paint their childhood dreams vs what they actually became
Goons plumb Google for insights to the id of the Internet.
Goons draw what Kirby might look like after consuming pop icons.
Drug companies dumping HIV tainted drugs on poor people? Check. Autocratic European leaders creating a trade in human hands to prop up their ivory trade? Check. The end of the human race as we know it? Also check. In this darkly humorous Goldmine, goons uncover the most evil companies in the world.
Deep Hurting brings the PAIN (heh heh heh) to politics with his incisive and witty political cartoons.
The future. Jim Cramer's journal guides us through the horrible postapocalyptic world following Obama's socialist revolution. As he bites the heads off rats and lusts after Maria Bartiromo, he reads us newswire reports from his past...and our future.
Semen recipes. Godzilla vs. Barkley. Field guides to bestiality, shitting in the woods, and western mushrooms. Cower in fear and confusion before books which seem too strange to be real and yet are.
Forum poster GeeVeeBee introduces us to the study of ghostmasks.
Every now and again, there is some stark reminder of our ancestor's genius. The Temple of Abu Simbel. The stone calendars of the Mayans. The elaborate rhinestone pantaloons of Shakespeare. Breast implants. Today, we will explore yet another fascinating subset of our common history: ancient superweapons.
The art of debate goes back to the days when Socrates devised his dialectic in order to lure young Athenian men out of their clothes and into his cave. Today, the forum goons embark upon an ambitious quest: to engage in the perfect debate, and decide once and for all who would win in a fight between Goku and Superman.
The meatship sets a course for infamy while the cast of Seinfeld looks on. A surreal episode of intrigue and cholesterol. Who will expire first, George or goons? Tune in for this one time airing special!
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