My Vlogosphere Adventure!
In this update Something Awful staffer Evan "Pantsfish" Wade recants the tale of his trip through the Vlogosphere. If you haven't experienced the art of "vrolling" (vlog trolling), you haven't really lived.
HELLO GUNES
A quick few words about the Vlogosphere update and some worthless LiveJournal crap.
A Look at Chicks that Suck
A look at a bunch of different kinds of chicks and why they suck.
NBA Heartthrobs of the Future
A teenage girl magazine giving an overview of top draft picks? The devil you say!
MLB 2K7 Patch Notes For April 2
A team-by-team look at planned changes for MLB 2K7 made in preparation for opening day.
The 24 Coolest Things I've Ever Done
A look at the 24 coolest things Evan "Pantsfish" Wade did, in no particular order. If you like vaguely racist stories involving college life and fecal matter, you'd be remiss to pass this one over!
Selected Readings From "My Boring Ass Life"
Selected readings from Kevin Smith's "My Boring Ass Life" Blog, as the director searches his soul in the face of creating another masterpiece.
A Comprehensive Guide to Lame Sports
In this Pregame Wrapup Evan "Pantsfish" Wade drags horrible sports like hockey and soccer through the mud. Then he makes a crack about Ken Griffey Jr's hamstring! What a world.
The Google Patents Guessing Game
Something Awful writer Evan "Pantsfish" Wade submits himself to a brutal contest involving condiments, Mello Yello, and Google Patents.
Concentration Camp Movie
Trivia, Goofs and Memorable Quotes from Concentration Camp Movie.
Diary of an AIDS Clown
Life, death, they're all the same with Emmanuel. The once-famous clown, who sunk to obscurity after contracting a terminal illness, describes his life, his thoughts, and his struggles in these diary entries, pulled from his belongings after his death.
Why I Love Michael Myers: An Essay
In this update Evan "Pantsfish" Wade expresses his love for slasher hero Michael Myers (also known as the biggest badass of all time).
I am very sorry about the Michael Meyers update
Evan "Pantsfish" Wade cries, panders to his readers, and posts a wacky animated gif. Nothing new here.
The Super Bowl Pregame Award Extravaganza!
We decided to leave the "analysis" to the "people with college degrees" this time around. Instead, we're handing out Super Bowl awards before the game even happens. Talk about professionalism! Pregame Wrapup is here, and here's a funny statement ending in an exclamation point!
A Few Words On The Internet White Knight
In this article the Internet White Knight is revealed to the public and mocked.
Double Feature: NFL Slash Fiction; Morrison Bounty Winner
NFL slash fiction and a bounty on Adam Morrison? Tubular!
Ace W. High's New Year's Eve Activity Page!
Ace W. High's third adventure tells kids how to enjoy a safe, drug-free New Year's Eve
SAGM: Other Possible 76ers Trades
With Allen Iverson gone, there's nothing left to do than speculate on more Allen Iverson trades. In this Pregame Wrapup that's exactly what happens.
