The Guy from the Saw Movies Handles a Customer Return at Best Buy
Did you truly believe this ASUS Zenpad 10 had all the features you needed, or did you secretly enjoy giving our sales associate Dan a smaller commission? Don't lie to yourself. Lies brought you to this counter. Only the truth will allow you to leave.
The Top 5 Drinking Games
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Being the World's Greatest Songwriter Is a Living Hell
I'm Max Martin, the Swedish songwriter behind "Baby One More Time," "I Kissed A Girl" and pretty much every hit single of the last twenty years. You might think an ear for melody like mine is a wonderful gift. But you're wrong.
We Taught Pizza Cars to Drive, but at What Cost?
Self-driving pizza delivery cars were an invention never meant for this world.
This Zombie Outbreak Is Just the Team Building Exercise Our Office Needs
As your manager, I couldn't help but notice that productivity is a little low this month, and I think we can leverage this zombie situation to strengthen our teamwork skills.
Thank the Elder Gods It's Friday
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
