Letters to Evil Head
My therapist says that writing letters to someone, even someone who doesn't exist, can help one explore their feelings. I'm just not sure why I chose you, the final boss of the 1989 arcade game Midnight Resistance.
Let's Play Polybius
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
Blog of the CD Cenobite from Hellraiser 3
Ebay user todd1409 is a liar. The Cowboy Bebop DVDs were in flawless condition when I appeared at his door and threw them at him.
5 Things We Miss about the '90s Now That the Ant People Have Come
If you grew up in the '90s, before the Ant People came in their death cruisers to conquer Earth and send its people to toil in the uranium mines of Formicus VII, you had a great childhood!
The Birth of My Sinister, Glowing-Eyed Son Changed My Life
Before my son, Daniel, was born, I secretly dreaded fatherhood. But the moment I first looked into his wide, inquisitive, glowing eyes, my life changed forever.
My Imaginary Interviewer Became Real
I knew that constantly imagining myself being interviewed for The New Yorker was vain, but it seemed harmless. Until one day.
Classic Literature as Brand Stories
It's hard to come up with original and compelling brand stories these days. That's why advertisers should repurpose the tried-and-true stories of classic literature.
Is This Deadly Virtual Reality Game We're Trapped in Art?
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
More Classic Literature Autosummarized
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
The Perils of Not Being Famous
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Advanced Secret Menu Items
Sick of the Meat Cube, BK Club and Apple Pie McFlurry? Try ordering these ultra-secret menu items that only a handful of fast-food customers know about.
An Eternity Later, I Regret Shopping at Forever 21
Being forever 21 sounds good at first, but in the grand scheme of things it's an existential nightmare.
