Hey, Corporations! Get your Covid19 and BLM Ads out of the Cool Zone!
This week, I want to talk about corporations using global tragedy to “get their brand name out there” and otherwise profiteer off of human misery.
How to Convince Your Loved Ones to Support the Protests
I illustrate the dramatic difference in perception of the protests between news reports and on-the-scene live-streams
It's Just a Box
I try to build a box. It's more interesting than that, I promise. Or maybe it's not, but either way you get to see me lose my mind in a way people frequently deem, "humorous."
World, Listen: You Can't Bargain with a Virus (Part 3)
A detailed account on why the World reopening businesses is just another stage of processing grief over the Covid pandemic.
I Can't Think of a Title and It's Making Me Angry! (Covid, too!) (Part 2)
Here's 900 words about me coming to terms with the fact that I absolutely need to channel my anger over this pandemic
Covid and Our Mental Health (Part 1) (Part 1)
Advice about how to treat handling your mental health differently than you would during a normal crisis
The Greatest Video Game of All Time Is Finally Here!
Hey, Gamers: Do you like Super Mario, Doom, Animal Crossing, Forza, Civilization, Slay the Spire, and sandwiches? Then you’ll LOVE the hot new release: Maximum Outer Space
The NFL Draft Will Combine New Tech with Old Coaches and It Will Be a Glorious Train Wreck
With dozens of stodgy old people collectively using new meeting technology to hold the NFL draft virtually, there will almost definitely be some crazy shenanigans like the ones described in this article.
The Five Flavors of Grief - They’re not Just Delicious with Death, Anymore!
My recent trip to the hospital led me to become convinced that reversing the five stages of death has magically beneficial properties.
I Stopped My Childhood Bully with Just Two Words (and I Came to Regret It)
A journey to stop a bully has unintended emotional consequences.
The Tiger King and I - My Stories from Working at America's Most Controversial Zoo (Part 1)
An exclusive look into the madness that was being an employee of 'Tiger King," a controversial zoo that is the subject of a wildly popular new Netflix documentary series.
We Need More Plots to Kill Hitler
Especially Sunrise Elementary School, they need a LOT more plots to kill Hitler
Here’s What I Learned Moderating a Treasure Hunt for Crazy People
There's an online treasure hunt that, for reasons, has attracted a lot of people with fantastically intricate solves that are communicated in hilariously baffling ways.
My Dad's Long, Painful Death was Unexpectedly Hilarious
Now, I don't mean this in an edgy or mean way. We've all been through the normal stages of grief and there's nothing at all funny about them. But, towards the end of my dad's battle with cancer, there were many extremely abnormal occurrences that made me stop and laugh...
