DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Comforting Masculine Gender Affirmations, by Malt Schlitzmann.
Welcome, you have arrived at: Yourself
We Have To Stop Letting Assholes Ruin Everything.
We have to do better. If you feel attacked, it's about you.
Knifedad Chat: Phil Elmore (Part 3)
A brief chat about weapons, self defense, senpais, fantasy replica weapons, and assorted chicanery, with Phil Elmore.
Graduation Speech to the Class of All Hell Has Broken Loose
Advice you don't want from a maniac you don't trust.
Knifedad Mailbag Tuesday: Senpaii Showerknife Evangelion (Part 2)
The Knifedads talk about the meaning of Knifedaddery, and how to survive a Florida Drugfight
We are the Knifedads! Take a SLICE out of DRUGS! (Part 1)
Knifedads and youtube celebrities Karate Johnathan and Steeliest Daniel train the Appleton County High Security Elementary School on resisting drugs and witchcraft.
EVERYMAN: A Product from Unilever™
You don't want it, but brother, we've got it! Give us your money! Now! NOW!!
Trials Of The Chillsquatch 2: The Lunch Truck of Eternal Satiety (Part 2)
The Chillsquatch returns, to master Chill through the most arduous task of all: Food service.
We Are Powerless To Stop The Nightmare That Is Marmaduke
"And the nights grew hot with the bulk of it, and the days were spent in toil and anguish, feeding and walking, feeding and walking-"
The Best Puns are Accidental
Everything sucks and the world is run by assholes. Everything is way too expensive for how little fun this all is. Have a joke about a goose.
I Have No Chill And I Must Scream (Part 1)
I am Chill. I was not always so. If anger rides you like a hateful steed, then friend, follow my ways.
Interview with Rani Baker game designer, music genius, queen of nightmares (Part 1)
Interview with Rani Baker, Goon Lurker and Internet Hero.
So you're arguing with strangers on the internet
Do you want to use language to confuse, misdirect, and annoy? Do you long to sew chaos and discord in your social media feed? Does the idea of insulting your dearest friends elicit in you a breathy "huzzah!"? You, my friend, have the makings of a fine keyboard warrior, if you're brave enough to face the challenges which await you. . .
Welcome to 2020, Poverty 2.0!
Imagine a bar graph labeled "quality." Then imagine a second, taller bar graph, also labeled "quality." That's the return on investment you'll see when you give your worker drones the bare necessities required to make you richer. That's redefining the zeitgeist of success in the neofeudal digital media 2.0 frontier. Gerald Ford would be proud!
