INTERNAL: Jamba Juice's "Springapalooza" Talking Points
Oh god, how the fuck are we gonna sell these frogurt abominations??
We Must Protect The Rooms Where We Poo and Pee
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
Michael Thernovich’s 2017 Valentime’s Day/War On Men Report
Don't get cucked this Valentime's Day, thitizens!
Complaint Letter From A Guy Listening To The Radio Station From The Warriors
''Who are “The Warriors,” and why can’t you just play more Styx?!''
Alt-Right TV Guide
Television from an entirely different group of wealthy coastal elites!
Mass Texts From Your Drug Dealer, A First Year Marketing Major
Amazing deals from an adorable criminal.
"Why Are All The Droids In The Star Wars Universe A-Holes?" by YouTube's "Dirty" Frank Torlinson
Rate and subscribe, you cucks!
