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Idakoos T-Shirts 2016! [Part 2]
The perfect, uh, New Years gift for the [NOUN] in your life!
Sexual Double Bill!
Congratulations! Here are some jokes about sex stuff - including sex!
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The perfect Christmas gift for the [NOUN] in your life!
I Took Two One A Day Men's And Now I'm Fucking Unstoppable
Please don't try these at home.
Minimum Wage Noir!
A THRILLING article that will leave you ASTONISHED! [That's how noir taglines read, I think. Sorry.]
MSPaint Overwatch Characters, From Memory!
Disclaimer: A plurality of the artists featured have never played Overwatch
Future Instalments of the Air Bud/MVP Franchises!
Remember that dog that played basketball. From the 90s. He's back
Lonely Hearts, Missed Connections!
Me: 6'6" lumberjack I'm 6' tall the other measurement isn't overstatement You: 3 foot tall woman with a flat head for me to put my beer on, no teeth
Smoking Weed With Grandma
Me: [in the car, driving away] Smoking weed with grandma is funny
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Pokémon Sun and Moon [GAME REVIEW]
A comprehensive review of the latest game in the Pokémon series. STORE or TOSS? Read on to find out!
Classic Literature: Modernized!
Waiting for Godot: Two guys look up sports scores on their phones for two acts.
More Non-Photoshopped Images!
EVEN MORE recreations of your favorite images, created without Photoshop! Holy shit!
Non-Photoshopped Images!
Recreations of your favorite photographs, created without Photoshop!
Sit-Down Comedians!
Like stand-up comedians, but they're sitting down, instead. Do you get it please?
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Nightmares Fear Factory: 2016 Nightmares! [Part 2]
Nightmares Fear Factory is back AGAIN, baby!
MSPaint Great Art, From Memory!
Want to play along at home? Write your answers on a postcard and send them to [continued inside article]
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Nightmares Fear Factory: 2016 Nightmares! [Part 1]
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Fucked Up Animals!
These weirdo animals are sickening affronts against G-d! Don't forget to click that like button
PG Romance Novels in Simple English!
Jack Nance was handsome. He looked like the the guy on the cover of the book. The guy on the horse. The other guy on the cover is Travis.
Wow. The Youth Today Just Look At Phone... Remarkable
The internet is causing individuals to become more insular, seeking out only those who agree and shutting out alternative viewpoints. All my friends agree.
The Ends of Movies!
The last part of all your favorite films, such as [trails off awkwardly]
WikiHow Sex Works!
I read this article, and now I know what sex is! It's disgusting. You're all disgusting.
President of a Very Small Country
Declared a national bird today, but then it flew off.
Excerpts From TIME Magazine's Cover Story on "Trolling"
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
The Philadelphia DogSperiment!
It's the pictures of a cool dog you ingrates crave! Please click
How To Get Away With Murder! (JOKE ARTICLE) (DON'T ARREST US)
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND. IT'S NOT REAL ADVICE)
Replace Guns With Dogs!
If guns were dogs, the world would be a better place. That's the premise of this one! Look, the titles here are generally pretty straightforward - I don't feel there needs to be a super long description.
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The Dancing Priest! [Not Dancing]
Listen, it doesn't really matter if you don't know who he is. Don't worry.
The Car Dealership Scene!
a drive-through car dealership, where you don't even have to get out of your car to get into another car
Bot-Made Photoshops!
What if Luke Skywalker was Donald Trump? What if Goku was Himmler? What if I was dead?
Bad places to be in an action movie!
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.
What's Hillary Selling?
Hillary Clinton has a new book! Here are some photo-shops of her, for you to enjoy. If you want, you can book mark the page. Then you can look at the photo-shops whenever you want.
Items to Sell to the Ancient Past!
Selling objects to the past, lighters, weed, etc. Pretty intriguing stuff. Hard sci-fi concepts. Imagine selling drugs and crap to a guy from the past... pretty insane. That's basically what this article is all about
Peter Dinklage on a Scooter!
Title of this one pretty much says it all. If it's what you're looking for, then uh, look no further.
Let's Fix a Red Cross Pool Safety Poster!
Pool safety for a post-racial (??? google this before publishing) America!
Cards Against Humanity: The Experience!
This card game? Kekeke... let's just say it's not exactly Uno... *smirks evilly*
Harmless Uses For Guns!
[Homer Simpson voice] I use my gun for everything! Watch me turn on the TV.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Me!! I do!! Just kidding guys I know it was a rhetorical question
Stick Figure Families!
Insanely twisted and messed up stick figure families... holy sh*t...
One Sentence Horror Stories!
with a slight motion of his hands, he appeared to remove and then reattach his thumb repeatedly
John Cena's Face Superimposed on Cats
It's John Cena's face superimposed on cats. Sorry. I'm sorry
Crazy trick! You'll never grow old again if you stop sleeping
am i tired? damn right I am. Tired of getting old.
Clowns in Even More Difficult Situations!
These buffoonish clowns seriously need to take a look at their lives and their actions!
Crying At The Airport!
The latest and hottest reviews of THE best airports to cry in!
Clowns In Difficult Situations!
These silly clowns keep getting themselves into increasingly difficult situations!
Captioned Simpsons .gifs!
Warning: some images may actually be animated .jpgs. Sorry.
Chill Sergeant!
Look to your left! Now look to your right! By the end of the year, one or more of these people will probably be your best friend! Any questions?
What is Shrimp?
Wtf are these weird things you people keep posting. are they a kind of pastry
what if you died doing some mediocre stuff
RIP me died from stepping on a single 1x1 lego block
Literal Novels!
Novel titles, taken literally! (Warning: Some titles may have already been literal)
Clips4Sale!
Learn about the cool ass world of indie porn marketplaces in this week's NSFW Phriday!
A More Human Goku...
goku hears a wolf howl and joins in for three straight episodes
Old To Young!
Airbrush those disgusting wrinkles. Return their flesh to childlike purity.
i started working on this car yesterday and im still working on it today
day 2: still working on the car
An Embarrassing Amount Of Neural Image Mashups!
Computer, give me celeb pics made of ground beef. OK good work computer. Thanks
Innovative Impovements!
a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you
Neural Image Mashups!
Computer, show me the goatse man in Monet's art style. Engage
Technically Accurate Descriptions of Films!
Groundhog Day stars Bill Murray who plays a TV weatherman. He visits the town of Punxsutawney to report on Groundhog day. He wakes up at 6 AM, learns some new skills, falls in love with his producer Rita and decides to move to Punxsutawney permanently.
Amazon Dash Buttons!
33 photo-shops of Amazon dash buttons... yours at the touch of a button...
Design a Porch!
These are some of the best porches I've ever seen - and I'm kind of a "porch whiz", myself.
The Golden Age of Television
It's a room full of monkeys on typewriters, and they solve crimes
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Make [BLANK] [BLANK] Again!
It's the famous Donald Trump slogan made twisted and messed up! A must see!
Logan's Adventure! (CYOA!)
Rated R for fantasy violence, extreme language, and a dude's weiner on page 7
Alternate Lifestyle Magazines!
SALT DOME FANCY: Salt-Domes for TODAY'S salting entusiasts [February 2004]
Houston vs Kansas City Play by Play
that was a touching moment of silence for the player from when the football transmuted into a bowling ball in mid flight
Type a Picture!
Imagine if you could type a sentence... and have that sentence come to life...? Imagine no longer...
Let's Fix Ted Cruz's Smile! (Part 2)
Ted Cruz you just can't take a hint. This is truly foul. You are a beast. Nno
Let's Fix Ted Cruz's Smile! (Part 1)
Ted Cruz, your mouth is a true disgrace. Fix yourself up, pal.
The Remote Control Cocoon Man!
For some reason, I feel a sudden urge to buy a bunch of... whatever the hell these are
The Mylar Cocoon Man!
For some reason, I feel a sudden urge to buy a bunch of mylar blankets online
Various Golems!
Reptilian Golem: these guys appear whenever you call 911. Small chance they will become enraged if you look at the badge number
Jeb 'n' George!
It's Jeb and George, aka my two wonderful sons, and their adventures!
I Think My Dungeon Master Is Trying To Kill Me
the usual snacks have been replaced by rat poison. a huge axe is precariously hanging over my chair. what could the dm be up to this time?
The Missing Member of the Oregon Militia!
Say what you like about the Oregon militia guys - they have style
Droids by the Pool!
This article is NOT canonical within the larger expanded universe [I don't know what that means. A friend told me to type it].
Create a Film (Poster)!
Are these real film posters? Ha ha, no... just photo-shops, I'm afraid.
Simple "SimplePlanes" Planes!
Watch 2D doodles turn into 3D planes before your eyes, and then watch those planes explode!
Making The World A Better Place!
We can truly change the world... if we all just... believe...!
Miiverse Highlights!
None of these are the one where it says "My mom and dad fight a lot", sorry.
MS Paint Superhero Comics!
Normie: I like Super man. Me [very nasal voice]: I like the ironic ms paint heroes from ess aey.
