Why Having an Alligator for a Pet is Dangerous
I know, having an alligator as a pet SEEMS perfectly safe. But there are actually a few downsides.
A Guide To The Most Popular Subreddits
Your guide to the main subreddits that there are.
Actually My Garden is Supposed to Look Like Shit
Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??
![The Something Awful Guide to the Tokyo Game Show [PARTIAL]](https://fpi.somethingawful.com/sasbi/promo/94bd3f4d/79c60af8/831740e5/8a68dd6e/14876.jpg)
The Something Awful Guide to the Tokyo Game Show [PARTIAL]
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
Awkward Apocalypse Moments!
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...
![DEATH OF A CLOWN [...] JERRY LEWIS](https://fpi.somethingawful.com/sasbi/promo/c113d499/cd1461d6/bc2f2db7/c99fcd47/14867.jpg)
DEATH OF A CLOWN [...] JERRY LEWIS
"HEY, L-A-A-A-D-Y !!" R.I.P. JERRY LEWIS 1926-2017
TruthFacts: Truth For Whoever
Media for whoever wants it. If you want some media, just click here. I've got you covered.
HELP!! dick stuck in vcr
Got no time for haters 👏 people who expect me to do emotional labor for free 👏 and people who ask me why my dick is stuck in the VCR 👏
K-Pride Parade and Horseshoe Theory!
It's two seperate themes. The two themes are NOT connected.
Actor-Character Continuity!
What if Neo and Ted Theodore Logan were the same person? Not that hard to imagine
I Will Protect Joss Whedon. I Will Do Whatever It Takes
[sauntering up to joss whedon giving magazine interview] Hey are these guys bothering you
![Lightening Up History [With FaceApp]!](https://fpi.somethingawful.com/sasbi/promo/1ac4dbd8/3735534b/cebc28c8/45dafccd/14846.jpg)
Not Being Scared By A Person With A Chainsaw!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
![Online Flirting Guide [Guide to Flirting Online]](https://fpi.somethingawful.com/sasbi/promo/a2a394d3/17ae9d89/985646fa/98565f36/14840.png)
Online Flirting Guide [Guide to Flirting Online]
Find a discussion thread or facebook post or whatever where two people are having an argument about a movie or TV show. It's probably game of thrones or some shit. Say to one of them: "Hey is this guy bothering you"
Clean Eating!
The doctor said I needed more greens in my diet so I've been chowing down on scouring pads on my lunch breaks
Remorseful Hitman Kid: Back For ONE LAST HIT!
You don't have to buy this on shutterstock. I've calmed down since last time.
Ready Player One's Ernest Cline Presents: Spoken Word Poetry
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Sexts From The Void!
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
Creepypasta_2.wikia.com FEATURED STORIES
Another site got the better URL but we're still the best creepypasta wiki on the web. YES they are all about video games.
Looking Intimidating as I Swing my Sword Around.
Oh my god... that guy's swinging his sword around. He must have an insanely disciplined mind
UpFeed BuzzPost: Front Page Headlines
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
Remorseful Hitman Kid: The Final Chapter!
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
How to Talk to Your Teenage Son or Daughter!
Me: *throwing a fidget spinner across the room* so what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
Remorseful Hitman Kid 2.0!
[clearing throat] I SAID "Crying Boy With Gun On Coast - buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
The Biggest Announcements of E3 2017
Hey gamers! Looking for the newest, HOTTEST game news direct from this year's E3? Well, look no longer - Something Awful's got you covered!
Remorseful Hitman Kid!
Crying Boy With Gun On Coast - buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images.
"Hey, Did You Know This?" Gaming Presents: The Legend of Zelda Timeline
"Hey, Did You Know This?" Gaming is the internet's premier source for game trivia, way better than those other guys.
My Social Media "Brand" is Saying That Hitler is Bad
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
How To Know When You've Won An Argument On The Internet
Hello, I'm the Dilbert guy. You might know me from: Dilbert, the comic strip about an office worker who hates Mondays but loves lasagna, and my 2016 book The Illusion of Thought: 50 Ways I'm Already Inside Your Head, which is now banned from being donated to many second-hand book stores.
