COMPLAINT: This Product is Too Small for My Humongous Head!
Who are these giant-headed monsters, and why do they keep buying and reviewing face accessories?!?
Do It While You Drive!
If you know someone who loves to multitask while driving, call them so they can talk to you about it on their cell phone while pulling up this article on their steering wheel laptop!
Toilet Products!
We've already reviewed 'Poop Products' and 'Pee Products,' but somehow there's still a bathroom backlog!
Awful Erotic Short Fiction!
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
Edible Bowls! (And Inedible Edible-Bowl Makers!)
There are people in the world who have committed hardware for eating the bowls they fill with food.
Awful School (Shooting) Supplies!
‘Mom, why did you buy me the smallest, cheapest and least fashionable murder-prevention accessory?’
Pocket Products!
Not pocket-SIZED products, but actual pockets! Now you can put stuff in your socks, underwear. Cover your body in pockets!
Pizza Products!
Everyone LIKES pizza. But if you LOVE pizza enough to buy this stuff, you probably lead a disgusting pizza-driven life.
