Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo; War Horse; We Bought a Zoo; The Darkest Hour
Time to dump a whole bunch of movies into cinemas before the year ends.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows; Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked; Young Adult
You'd be smug too if you were Sherlock Holmes.
New Year's Eve; The Sitter; The Descendants
Brace yourself. This isn't going to be easy.
Life in a Day; Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage
When life gives you no movies, do what the Romans do or something, I don't know.
The Muppets; Hugo; My Week with Marilyn; Arthur Christmas;The Skin I Live In
It's time to click on this link, it's time to read reviews...
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1; Happy Feet Two
We are ready to take your hate mail now.
Immortals; J. Edgar; Take Shelter; Trespass
Almost another week of bitter disappointments, if not for the late addition of crazy people preparing for a storm.
Tower Heist; A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas; Machine Gun Preacher
Don't bother, they're all crap.
The Adventures of Tintin:The Secret of the Unicorn; In Time; The Rum Diary; Anonymous; Puss in Boots
The adventures of ageless, drunken conspirators and their talking cats.
Paranormal Activity 3; The Three Musketeers; The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
This week's Current Releases is brought to you by the number 3!
Footloose; The Thing; The Guard; The Big Year
If you see someone with loose feet, they may be The Thing in disguise.
Real Steel; The Ides of March; Johnny English Reborn; Courageous
In the future, all films will be reviewed by robots.
What's Your Number?; 50/50; Dream House
Take note: sleep with too many people and you will never be happy.
Moneyball; Abduction; Killer Elite; Dolphin Tale
Brad Pitt and Taylor Lautner may be handsome , but they can't kick ass like Jason Statham.
Drive; Straw Dogs; I Don't Know How She Does It; Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy; Red State
Not a hard decision to make this week.
Apollo 18; Shark Night 3D; The Debt
The real reason we never went back to the moon is because we learned we could fake it for much cheaper.
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D; Don't Be Afraid of the Dark; One Day; Colombiana; Our Idiot Brother; Suing the Devil
Take a shot every time I say Jeremy Piven. Good times guaranteed!
Conan the Barbarian; Fright Night
Remakes aren't always bad. They're not always good either, though.
The Devil's Double; 30 Minutes or Less; Final Destination 5; The Help
That man isn't really made of gold, it's a visual metaphor. Just go with it.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes; The Change-Up
These apes will one day evolve to the level of Jason Bateman. Think about that.
Cowboys and Aliens; The Smurfs; Attack the Block
It's another week full of alien invasions. Smurfs count as aliens too, right?
Captain America: The First Avenger; Friends with Benefits
Both of these films are good? The world has gone crazy!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2; Holy Rollers; Cool as Ice
It's that time again, for the last time ever.
Zookeeper; Horrible Bosses; Larry Crowne
A menagerie of talking animals, disgruntled employees and mature students.
Cars 2; Bad Teacher; The Beaver
Cars, poor education and self-obsessed white people. This is America!
Green Lantern; Mr. Popper's Penguins; Midnight in Paris
No evil movies shall escape our sight!
Super 8; Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Films for kids, about kids... but, thankfully not by kids.
It's An X-Men X-Travaganza!
In celebration of the release of X-Men: First Class, we review every X-Men film to date.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides; Everything Must Go; Cave of Forgotten Dreams
I hope you like boring films.
Bridesmaids; POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold
More wedding related films, interspersed with product placement. This is what cinema is all about.
Priest; Something Borrowed; Jumping the Broom
Three films with a tenuous connection; they go together like priests and weddings.
Thor; Fast Five; Super; Prom; Jane Eyre; Win Win
Six movies to choose from, only four wrong choices. Good luck!
Winnie the Pooh; Hobo with a Shotgun; Water for Elephants
An adorable bear competes against an armed hobo. Will those elephants ever get their water?
Scream 4; Atlas Shrugged: Part 1; Soul Surfer
It's been eleven years, must be time for another sequel.
Hop; Source Code; Insidious
More talking animals. At least we get some interesting movies as well this week.
Sucker Punch; Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
A lovely combination of fetishised sexual frustration and middle school social frustration. How frustrating!
Battle: Los Angeles; Mars Needs Moms; Red Riding Hood; Cedar Rapids
Alien invasions are the flavour of the month.
Rango; Beastly; The Adjustment Bureau; Take Me Home Tonight
These movies run the gamut all the way from great to terrible.
Drive Angry; Hall Pass; The Best of 2010
As well as reviewing the latest releases, we also give a rundown of our top picks from last year.
I Am Number Four; Unknown
Ridiculous alien beings or equally ridiculous conspiracies? Your choice.
Gnomeo & Juliet; Just Go With It; The Eagle
The legacy of William Shakespeare is well and truly shattered.
More Reviews from the Wasteland Chronicle
Donovan Laird checks in from the future with some retrospective reviews.
The Green Hornet; The Dilemma; The King's Speech
If you hate Seth Rogen and love Vince Vaughn, then have we got a treat for you!
