Dracula Untold; The Judge
Congratulations, movies. You finally told us about Dracula.
Gone Girl; Annabelle; Left Behind; The Song; The Good Lie
Here to answer all your spoilery Gone Girl questions.
The Equalizer; The BoxTrolls; Hector and the Search for Happiness; The Skeleton Twins
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Maze Runner; A Walk Among the Tombstones; This Is Where I Leave You; Tusk
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
No Good Deed; The Drop; Dolphin Tale 2; Honeymoon
No good film goes unspoiled. Or something like that.
The Identical; The One I Love
It's every Elvis impersonator's dream job: Impersonating a fake Elvis!
As Above, So Below; The November Man; Calvary; The Zero Theorem; Mischief Night
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For; When the Game Stands Tall; What If; If I Stay; Jarhead 2: Field of Fire
Frank Miller isn't the only one stinking up the multiplex this week.
The Expendables 3; Let's Be Cops; The Giver; Boyhood; Wer
Expendable? You must be joking.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Into the Storm; Step Up All In; The Hundred-Foot Journey; Wish I Was Here
Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...
Guardians of the Galaxy; Get On Up; A Most Wanted Man
Raccoons, trees and idiots. These are our new heroes.
The Purge: Anarchy; Sex Tape; Begin Again
All crime is legal during The Purge. I guess that makes it okay for Jason Segel to beat up somebody's dog.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes; Snowpiercer, Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Deliver Us from Evil; Tammy; Earth to Echo; A Hard Day's Night
Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.
Transformers: Age of Extinction; Willow Creek
This is the dawning of the Age of Extinction...
Jersey Boys; Think Like a Man Too; The Rover
Frankie Valli: The blockbuster action hero for a new millennium!
22 Jump Street; How to Train Your Dragon 2; Hellion
I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.
Edge of Tomorrow; The Fault in Our Stars
Tom Cruise just keeps dying and dying and dying...
A Million Ways to Die in the West; Maleficent; Chef
All that expression says to me is "I am not an actor."
X-Men: Days of Future Past; Blended; Million Dollar Arm
Just when you thought there weren't enough superheroes.
Neighbors; The Sacrament; Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return
Apparently Seth Rogen is now a responsible adult.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2; A Spider-Man Retrospective
There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.
Under the Skin; Bad Words; Stage Fright; Alien Abduction; Cheap Thrills
We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier; Sabotage; Noah
Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.
Need For Speed; Knights of Badassdom; The Grand Budapest Hotel
We are tending to all your speed needs.
300: Rise of an Empire; Mr. Peabody & Sherman; Nymphomaniac: Volume I; Repentance
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Non-Stop; The Wind Rises; 3 Days to Kill; Oscar Predictions
Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.
RoboCop; Winter's Tale; Vampire Academy; Vargo's Short Film Guide 2014
Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.
The Lego Movie; The Monuments Men; Best Night Ever
Some movies are just more awesome than others.
That Awkward Moment; Labor Day; Gimme Shelter
That Awkward Moment when there are no good films.
The Nut Job; Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit; August: Osage County
The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones; Lone Survivor; The Legend of Hercules; Grudge Match
The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.
American Hustle; The Wolf of Wall Street; 47 Ronin
Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues; Inside Llewyn Davis; Her; Nebraska; Contracted
Everybody loves sequels, right?
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug; Saving Mr. Banks; Blue is the Warmest Color
Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty; Out of the Furnace; The Book Thief
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Oldboy; Homefront; Frozen; Philomena
We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire; Dallas Buyer's Club; Delivery Man
These games are making me hungry!
Ender's Game; Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa; The Counselor; 12 Years a Slave
The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.
Captain Phillips; Machete Kills; Escape From Tomorrow
Tom Hanks finds himself in a compromising position one more time.
Runner Runner; Don Jon; Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
Insert poker analogy here.
Prisoners; Rush; Short Term 12
Dads in search of daughters. Where are their daughters? They want them back.
