Santa With Muscles
Celebrate the brawlidays with the Hulkiest, bulkiest Mass Milk on the market!
Total Retribution
All the weird, blotchy nudity, robo-chicken-dinosaur-zombies, and Earth Killing you can handle!
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
Dan Haggerty and Joe Estevez get grizzly all up in Paul Bunyan's bizzly!
Deathstalker
Twenty-five breast shots, twenty-seven butt shots, one draw and quartering, zero redeeming qualities
Blood Shack
Peanuts the Pony and his fuzzy chum Sugarplum solve rodeo ninja murder mysteries with the Chooper!
Metalstorm
Star Wars meets Mad Max, and they both die of boredom from watching this movie.
Microwave Massacre
A fat idiot whose only friend is a dead crab kills and eats his wife for not making him a sandwich.
Gor
Barbarians, thongs, midgets, a calculator watch, and enough 80s hair to re-kill the dinosaurs!
Evil Toons
Amish rape wizard David Carradine hangs out with some big violent jerks!
Hospital Massacre
Dancing mummies, blood burgers, Mortal Kombat, massacres, mayhem, and the worst Burning Man ever!
Warriors of Virtue 2: Return to Tao
A mystical order of kung-fu kangaroos are mankind's only hope, too bad they never show up!
LOL
Miley Cyrus has all the sex, chickens get fisted, and there's a band called No Shampoo! LOL!
The Severed Arm
A cautionary tale of extreme caving, near-cannibalism, and badly telegraphed murders.
Fraternity Vacation
Spring break with douchebags, uber-nerds, latent homoeroticism, and badly attempted rape, woo!
ROTOR
Folksy science-cops and autistic porn-mustachioed cyborg cops, it's the future of law enforcement!
Arena
Rocky meets Star Wars with exciting aliens like "four-armed space hobbit" and "bug that can't move".
Enemy Mine
Witness the many glorious faces of Dennis Quaid, and some lizard aliens and spaceships and stuff.
Condor
A supervillain brings society to its knees by guessing the password to every computer.
Robowar
Come with us on a tour of the heart of cinematic darkness (and also plagiarism.)
Turbulent Skies
The most contrived and boring airplane disaster movie you'll ever see!
Galgameth
A ripoff of a ripoff of Godzilla, written by a guy once kidnapped by Kim Jong-Il!
Recon 2023: The Gauda Prime Conspiracy
The thrilling conclusion of the Recon saga...in space!
Ghost Cat
If they'd just put a ghost bell on the ghost cat, the movie could've been 4 minutes long.
Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence
Easily the best zombie movie ever made...in Germany...in 1990.
Undefeatable
Witness a legendary martial-arts battle against human decency and shirts!
Battlespace
It's just like Star Wars, if Luke spent the whole movie tooling around the desert.
A Talking Cat!?!
If cats could talk, they would tell you to never watch this movie.
Pinata: Survival Island
A stoner horror movie about a soul-eating pinata, and yes, it's even worse than it sounds.
Recon 2022: The Mezzo Incident
Recon Squad returns to fight a whole new set of stupid CGI monsters...in space!
Ninja Vengeance
Not the world's worst ninja movie, but definitely the world's worst movie ninja.
Hellgate
An insufferable asshole stumbles across the spooky ghost town his dickhead friends happen to be telling ghost stories about and gets them all killed by being an idiot.
Ninja Turf
Bucket list item #22: backflip out of an El Camino into a kung-fu battle.
Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre
Your paintball-combat nightmares come true...in space!
Order of the Black Eagle
Egg-shaped nazis, secret-agent baboons, and papier-mache Hitlers, together at last
Cyberbully
A chilling tale of what happens when a teenage girl who looks like the platonic ideal of a Barbie doll is called "Lardo" by the Internet.
Starship Invasions
Christopher Lee headlines the worst alien-on-alien combat you'll ever see.
Gangland
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a fist punching a human face - forever.
Shapeshifter
So, there's a boy who becomes a dog. He's connected to the CIA, and then he becomes a bird. WHAT IS THIS, ANIMAL KINGDOM?!?
The Killing of Satan
Some actor from the Philippines has the courage to act out every man's fantasy scenario: Killing Satan with holy lasers!
The Dungeonmaster
Seven directors, W.A.S.P. and Bull fucking Shannon team up to bring you the worst movie of the '80s!
