Actium Maximus: War of the Alien Dinosaurs
What do you get when you cross "Gladiator" with a trip to the container store? Actium goddamn Maximus!
The Devil of Blue Mountain
A lunatic kidnaps two girls and drags them into the wilderness. Is he going to kill them, or is he just trying to waste their time?
Curse of Pirate Death
A bunch of students try to find a dead pirate's gold, despite knowing full well that his ghost will kill them. Yeah, they're not the sharpest bunch.
Alien vs. Hunter
As if "Alien vs. Predator" wasn't bad enough, someone had to go and make it worse.
Dimension in Fear
A serial killer is on the loose, and the only ones who can stop him are people who have absolutely no business trying to catch a serial killer.
Blood Mask: The Possession of Nicole Lamoureaux
You'd think college students would know by now, if they spend the night in a secluded house, they're all going to die. And yet, here we are.
Absolution
Three hitmen search for a pornstar who has stolen a terrorist's secret plans. But they don't know that she's really a vengeful angel in disguise! It's okay, though, it won't affect them in any way.
Santa's Slay
Did you know that Santa is the Antichrist? Or that he can breathe fire? Sounds like you need to do some reading, my ignorant friend.
The Curse of La Llorona
Enter a house of unrelenting horror! Oh, and while you're there, if you could ask everyone to start making sense, that would be great.
Zombies Gone Wild
When zombies threaten to ruin Spring Break, it's up to three young men to... also ruin Spring Break...
Basketweave
Finally, a movie that answers the age-old question: what if Hannibal Lecter was fat, bald, and instead of eating people he made baskets?
