Awfully Weird Tales #2
Sick of poverty, riots and insanity? So were your ancestors when THEY got lost in pulp magazines! Brush away the summer insanity with colorful madness, this week in the Comedy Goldmine!
"Only" Stand and Wait- A Memorial for Annie Glenn
Think you know who the most accomplished American in history is? I bet you don't. She just passed, and this year for Memorial Day we take a serious moment to remember her.
Tornados Hate Our Freedom
I can not believe the bellyachin' from these kids. "But Bill, we better stay indoors where it's safe", "but Bill, governor says stay away from winders"! That dog won't hunt, son.
Learning ancient, forbidden sex majik
There is an ancient and proud tradition of people finding spiritual resonance within the captivating riddle of their own sexuality. That tradition has little or nothing to do with carnies eating junk food... or does it???
Cspam Corvid Thread
The C-SPAM goons take a break from the endless news drip to concentrate on a much more interesting subject: cool birds and why they're so dang cool!
town crier reading this month's balance patch to the gladiators
Any game that's out long enough will inevitably be ruined by endless "balance" patches, tweaks that either nerf or beef every little thing until the whole experience is either milquetoast or apeshit. The goons apply the latter method to Ancient Rome itself, somehow!
D&D's The Tomb of Horror, except every player is operating a bulldozer
The goons of BYOB take on an all-time classic dungeon with a slightly adjusted equipment list. What's the CR adjustment on a bulldozer anyway? So the boss should have *scribbles* 2d6+6 slimes now, hmm... with +1 hardhats, yeah! *scribbles*.
To Mrs. Villagrande, on the Information Superhighway
BFM recounts the caseworker who finally proved to him that there are nice people in this world, and the changes that appear sudden to us now are anything but.
Awfully Weird Tales #1
The SA forums goons make a pulp scifi/fantasy 'zine that puts old William Gaines to shame! I mean, additional shame, on top of the misogyny and functional illiteracy.
PYF Drawing of Shrek from memory
If you have not watched 2001's Shrek repeatedly until you know every line, you will never be half the vampire hunter Lt. Col Neville was. Also your drawings of Shrek might be off.
Donkey Kong 64 turned my sister onto Communism
In C-SPAM anything can be the start of a long, well researched discussion that goes wildly off the rails and ends up recommending butt-plugs. And I do mean anything.
How Bad Are In-N-Out French Fries?
They say the french fries at In-N-Out are bad. But these fries aren't just bad, they're on Satan's secret menu!
Repopulate the Smurf Village!
The Smurfs are dead! Or, undead, I was never really sure. Either way the SomethingAwful forums goons saw fit to dream up some wild and disturbing replacements!
Spherical and/or Spinning Things!
Gaze back at the internet of yesteryear with this collection of spinning graphics fit for the finest fanfic or game-modding archive Geocities had to offer!
Sex God Tortoises
A simple request, to imagine the retirement of a prodigious shelled gigolo, reveals just how screwed up the goons' idea of "sexy images" is! Careful, this week is gross and weird!
Joker Minion, Part II
Whoever soap-painted that minion in Joaquin Phoenix Joker makeup to sell french fries couldn't possibly have imagined it would cause all this! Part II of whatever the hell it was we were doing last week!
Merge Media + Joker Minion, Pt I
When the SA forums take on mash-up movie titles, they quickly get bored and start messing with a copyright-violating poutine ad. Either that's an apt description of this article or I'm having a stroke; read more to find out which!
