You Might Be a Redneck Jokes From a Sinister Mirror Universe
Jeff Foxworthy's double has arrived from the sinister mirror universe and brought some surprising jokes.
All These Years I Have Been Lying About Big Butts
I know this may effect our relationship, but I can't keep living this lie. I hate big butts.
Introducing the 2014 Hitler of the Year
Who will be named 2014's Hitler? You might just know next year's Hitler better than you think!
Terrence Malick's Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
Director Terrence Malick reimagines the classic Christmas TV special featuring a certain red-nosed reindeer.
What to Say to Friends and Family About "Duck Dynasty"
Duck Dynasty. Duck Dynasty. Duck Dynasty! We have some valuable tips to help you escape the inevitable Duck Dynasty conversation.
The 9 Athlete Logos Changing How You Will Think About Sports
Athletes are helping to boost their brand identity and overall swagger klout with fresh logos from top tier design firms. These 9 logos will blow your brains out through your balls!
I hope you appreciate how wisely I invested your college fund
You can't trust stocks in this volatile environment. The government may not be around by the time you go to college, so forget about bonds. The only safe investment is a virtual one.
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[Slide Show] The Sexiest Photos From the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013
We have compiled the sexiest images from the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
Please Allow Me to Explain My Actions As a Sign Language Interpreter
The sign language interpreter from the Mandela memorial tries to explain himself the only way he knows how.
The New Ships Available for Star Citizen
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
Do You Remember the 1990s?
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
9 Reasons to Be Fairly Fricking Outraged Right About Now
Were you enjoying your day? STOP IT! There is some outrageous crap going on that you need to be mad about immediately.
The Knockout Game is Out of Control
I think it's time we say what we've all been thinking: midnight basketball is no longer effective against black teens. We must resort to more drastic measures.
Prepare to Be Fucking Destroyed, Gluten
This is a warning to bread: you are truly fucked. Sucks to be a bread right about now.
WTF, D&D's Gamer Holiday Gift Guide
Steve and Zack have scoured the Internet and brought back some of the greatest gamer gifts for the nerd in your life.
TekWar Author William Shatner Introduces Gateway's Newest Computers (Part 20)
TekWar author, producer, actor, and creative force, William Shatner, helps out Gateway Computers with their new product rollout.
The Full Version of Roy Batty's "Tears in Rain" Speech
A new edit of Blade Runner promises to finally showcase the complete version of the most famous speech in sci-fi film history.
Excerpts from Mike Tyson's Memoir, "Undisputed Truth"
Mike Tyson's new memoir is a raw account of the life of boxing's most controversial cannibal.Mike Tyson's new memoir is a raw account of the life of one of boxing's most controversial cannibals.
Just Because You're a Dog, Doesn't Mean You Can't Take Your Brand Seriously
Cool surfin' dog Pawly P is not taking his brand seriously. How can he expect us to do everything for him when he is actively sabotaging his brand?
Playstation 4 Amazes Rapidly Dying Planet of Lazy Degenerates
Do you lead a horrible hell-life devoid of comfort and human affection? PS4 is here! Self-soothe with the state of the art in psychic pain mitigation.
The Lamest Super Heroes of "Heroes Unlimited: The Justice Machine"
Steve and Zack look at some of the lamest characters from a classic Heroes Unlimited source book.
Richard Dawkins Writes Product Descriptions for a Raw Honey Gift Shop (Part 19)
Atheist scientist Sir Richard Dawkins returns to write about his favorite artisanal honeys.
Kid Rock's Guide to Respectfully Handling and Displaying the American Flag
America's rockin' bad a$$ Kid Rock may be wild and rowdy, but he is respectful of the Stars and Stripes.
5 Wildest Wedding Fails
You are not going to believe the FAILS of some people on their wedding day.
Kurt Vonnegut Writes Descriptions for Sears Products (Part 18)
Slaughterhouse-Five author, Kurt Vonnegut, returns from the unfortunate state of not existing to write some copy for Sears.
Welcome to Night Vale Episode 34 - A Beautiful Dream
Welcome to Night Vale returns with a new episode including the work of Zack Parsons.
Duped By Febreze: I Was Smelling a Beach, Now I Am Fighting Against the Machines
Being asked to take a blind smell test sounds like easy money, until that clean, beach aroma is revealed to be a desert of blackened skulls patrolled by murderous machines.
If Tech Journalists Covered America's Wars
America's fawning tech journalists take a turn at covering America's wars. It's not like anybody else was covering them.
J.D. Power's Known Associates
We reveal twenty of J.D. Power's most influential associates and the jobs they do with the powerful consumer researcher.
Slavoj Zizek Writes the Episode Guide for 2 Broke Girls on Wikipedia (Part 17)
Slovenian philosopher, lecturer, writer and spitter, Slavoj Zizek, updates the wikipedia episode guide for CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls.
The Juggernaut Adresses the Controversy Over His Past Use of a Gendered Insult
A growing Internet controversy forces the Juggernaut to confront his past comments about women and the handicapped.
You Might Be a Redneck Jokes During the Technological Singularity
Ray Kurzweil meets Jeff Foxworthy. Because even after the gray goo starts to spread across the land there will still be rednecks that need help identifying themselves.
The Chinese Laborer Who Made Donald Glover's Phone Posts Disturbing Instagrams
Stressed out Gambino Donald Glover posted some strangeness to Instagram and he's not the only one.
Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets the Inaccuracies in Machete Kills
After setting his sights on the factual errors in Gravity, astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson takes aim at the mega-macho revenge flick Machete Kills.
Thomas Friedman Writes for the International House of Pancakes Menu (Part 16)
New York Times opinion thinker Thomas Friedman takes time off from his globe-hopping insights to write for the IHOP menu.
The 11 Most Amazing Abandoned Places
We count down 11 awe-inspiring abandoned places that you will wish you could see before you die.
Beware Your Fantasies of Football
Your fantasies have grown dangerous. You are changing the world around you and you must stop before it is too late.
Tom Clancy Writes Copy for MorningStar Farms Vegetarian Meat (Part 15)
Tom Clancy may be resting in peace, but he's not resting on his laurels. He has taken up a job writing tactical scenarios for vegetarian food company MorninStar Farms.
I Will Align Your Baby's Back 100% Safe
Chiropractor Kevin cuts through the myth and shocking headlines about baby chiropractors.
15 Hilariously Awkward Things From the 90s Contained in the Sphere That Has Appeared Above Our City
Remember the 1990s? Remember the ominous sphere that hangs above our city?
Vicious Turtles & Rampaging Eskimos: The Best of Pulp Cover Artwork
Steve and Zack appreciate some of the finest pulp art this side of a Nazi snapping turtle portrait show.
I am the Curator of a Vast Digital Collection of Jackworthy Media
It is my great honor to curate such an extensive collection of media I have watched while I punished my grisly unit.
Terrence Malick's Space Jam
Things get slow and serious with Terrence Malick's "Space Jam," the film that combined the comedy of basketball with the drama of cartoons.
The Ultimate Grand Theft Auto V Adrenaline Rush
You have machine gunned hundreds, beaten innocent bystanders to death, fondled creepy boobs, and crashed a dealership's worth of cars. Now what? The ultimate GTA thrill revealed.
Trigger Warnings
Alright, listen up, people. Things might just get problematic in this briefing, so I need you to check your triggers.
The Closing Arguments of Richard Dawkins: Atheist Attorney
Famed atheist Richard Dawkins takes his arguments about religion and pedophilia and sexual assault into the courtroom.
Vladimir Putin Op/Ed: You Are a Joke, USA
Russian President Vladimir Putin weighs in on the Syria crisis and America's role in the world.
GSElevator's How to Trap, Kill, and Eat a Goldman Sachs Banker
Financial blogger and anonymous Goldman Sachs informant GSElevator turns his attention to cannibalizing his fellow employees.
Cigarette Monthly's 5 Hottest Fall Cigarettes
It's that time of year once again! Cigarette Monthly's editors and readers have picked the five best cigarettes for Fall and you won't believe what made the list!
The Hottest Tech Deals Made at Burning Man 2013
The hottest deals in tech were being made at this year's Burning Man Festival. Find out who what new tech secured big attention from investors.
Permit Me to Construct For You the Ultimate Man Cave
Wondering what to do with your basement? Buddy, I have some ideas that will change the way you think about hanging out with the guys.
It is Time to Equip the Free Syrian Army with the Wu-Tang Secret
With military intervention in Syria becoming unpopular, it is time we do the unthinkable: reveal the Wu-Tang Secret.
Properly Using Hand Sanitizer
You are covered in filth at all times. Only when you are purified by the hand sanitizer will life return, briefly, to normal.
I Have a Slightly Different Dream
I have a dream of lots of guns, which you can customize, wicked melee weapons, multiple types of zombies including a fat one that explodes, a skinny evil woman zombie, and a horrifying zombie baby swarm.
Don Draper Pitches Video Game Marketing
Don Draper brings his marketing genius to some of today's hottest video games, including Dragon's Crown and Gone Home.
15 Simple Hacks to Make Your Life Easier
15 helpful hacks so simple you won't believe you have been living without them.
Welcome to Night Vale LIVE in Brooklyn October 10th (Second Show Added!)
Welcome to Night Vale is having a live event on October 10th in Brooklyn!
William S. Burroughs Writes the Descriptions for Chili's Margarita Menu (Part 14)
William S. Burroughs is hired by Chili's to write enticing copy for the addicting margaritas on Chili's drink menu.
Hook Up Culture is Out of Control
Parents, beware. You may think your teen is innocent and well-behaved, but what they're actually doing may surprise you.
Call Off the Search for Grievances
When a billionaire gets bad service from a store clerk, it's time to alert the world to a new grievance.
A Hero's Journey: Riddick
Does Vin Diesel's glow-eyed killer, Riddick, fit Joseph Campbell's monomyth? We put the new film "Riddick" to the test.
The Guide to Growing Your Personal Brand
You need to focus your crowd outreach on brand growth. The brand hungers. Nourish it.
I'm Looking to Hire Some Pretty Tough Dudes to Bust Up a Road House
Dalton thinks he can come into my town and refuse to pay up. Well, I need you to help me teach him a lesson.
Ask Ryan Gosling's Character in "Only God Forgives"
If you're having troubles in your life, turn to the one man you can trust: Ryan Gosling's character in "Only God Forgives."
Call of Cthulhu "1990's Handbook" - The Invisible Pattern (Part 3)
Eazy-E, Kurt Cobain, and Left Eye tighten the noose on the cult threatening to unleash a nightmare in our reality.
Commencement of the 612th Annual Lebowski Fest
2613. Present day. The 612th annual Lebowski Fest is held in Bunker 99 of the Ningxia Genoindustrial District, 8th Tier, Automatic Empire of the 74.5th Emergent Consciousness of Viceroy Lao.
Carl Sagan Explains the Sublime Majesty of What is Happening On Your Phone
We are how the Universe views itself and also how it views entire seasons of our favorite shows streaming wherever and whenever we want.
Call of Cthulhu "1990's Handbook" - The Invisible Pattern (Part 2)
The Call of Cobain continues. Kurt battles ghouls, Eazy-E researches ancient texts, and Left Eye experiences a vision of burning doom.
Kate Middleton's Fish Ripple Primed to Drop a Royal Brownie in the W.C.
Kate Middleton is bringing forth the next generation of UK royal. Turn to an American's concept of a British person to find out how the country is really feeling.
DARPA's Strangest Robot Videos
For an agency doing super-science for the military, DARPA sure likes to release videos on Youtube. Most of those videos are weird.
Call of Cthulhu "1990's Handbook" - The Invisible Pattern (Part 1)
Cthulhu in the grunge era! Steve as Keeper contends with Zack's celebrity team of investigators.
Cormac McCarthy Writes Candy Reviews for a Nostalgia Blog (Part 13)
Cormac McCarthy, renowned author of "The Road" and many other classics, writes reviews of candy for a retro blog.
Sing Pappy Returns: Gwon Tame de Bieber dis Time (Part 2)
Bayou music coach Sing Pappy returns with a pledge to Usher to stop Justin Bieber's bad behavior and get him back on the right track.
Enemy F.A.Q. - Rocket Trooper
Are you equipped with a rocket and wondering what you need to do? Ask the Enemy F.A.Q. for Rocket Troopers!
If Everybody Pulls Together, We Might Just Save Our Town's Abortion Clinic
Are we going to let them bulldoze Doc Musgrave's clinic and put up a wings restaurant?
Everything Must Go at Deranged Doyle's 5th of July Fireworks Sale
Deranged Doyle has July 5th deals on overstocked fireworks! The Grassley! The Downton Abbliterator! Everything must go!
The Macabre Fantasy Artwork of Ray O'Bannon (Part 2)
Lowtax returns to conclude our exploration of the macabre and mysterious artwork of Ray O'Bannon.
Helpful Advice for Birds
A little help for nature's idiots struggling to function in our modern society.
When is it Okay for Black People to Use the Word "Cracker"?
If you are a black man or woman, and you are wondering when you can say "Cracker," you can find out here.
The Macabre Fantasy Artwork of Ray O'Bannon (Part 1)
Zack and special guest Lowtax take a look at the artwork of an undiscovered master of the macabre.
I'm Kickstarting a Love Potion Guaranteed to Work
Expert romance artist Chance "Guru" Burton has moved on from ebooks containing PUA techniques. He is now developing the ultimate PUA love potion.
Paula Deen has Planned the Perfect Wedding for Her Son
TV chef and restauranteur Paula Deen has invited all of the races she could think of to be entertainment at her son's wedding.
Star Wars D20 Original Adventure: The Empire's Bogus Merch (Part 2 of 2)
Unfortunate things happen when a Jedi afraid of Ewoks attends an Endor-themed costume party.
Enrique, if that Sarah Connor woman wrecks my picnic table we are getting a divorce
Who gave her a knife? What is she doing, Enrique? Did you tell her she could carve up my picnic table?
The 7 Creepiest Articles About Edward Snowden's Girlfriend
Edward Snowden revealed the NSA's wiretapping secrets and Internet news sites are revealing his girlfriend's underwear.
Star Wars D20 Original Adventure: The Empire's Bogus Merch (Part 1 of 2)
Steve and Zack begin their adventure into the Star Wars role playing game with an original scenario.
Great Battles of the New American Revolution
Simmering anti-government sentiment finally boiled over in 2017 and soon the first shots of the New American Revolution were being fired up into the sky at Apache helicopters.
President Barack Obama PRISM Polonium White House
Choom gang member Barry Obama has been having his guys spy on America using the PRISM program and the cooperation of some of the biggest corporations.
After Last Night's Broadcast, I am DONE Listening to the Captain Midnight Radio Serial
A furious 1930's fan of the Captain Midnight radio serial voices his outrage over the unexpected deaths of several major characters in last night's broadcast.
Me and My 3D Printer are Changing the World One Fragile Honeycomb Bracelet at a Time
Maker culture is spreading and changing the way I get people to look at small plastic objects.
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[Mature] Exalted's Most Mature Content (A Mature Article) for Matures Only
A gaming controversy over rape magic in Exalted leads to Steve defending boobs and Zack having an aneurysm.
Orson Scott Card is Paid to Introduce the New Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors (Part 12)
The famed author of "Ender's Game" gives Ben & Jerry's a little more than they were expecting for their new ice cream promos.
The Chief Complaints of Gorean Men's Rights Activists
Men living the Gorean lifestyle are outraged by the hypocrisy and discrimination they face on a daily basis.
Murderer Waving Bloody Knife Offers Valid Critique of Foreign Policy
Peace activists hoped their cause would be bolstered by the blood-drenched killer's insights on wars against Muslim nations.
The FEMA Guide to Managing Your Detention Camp
It has finally happened: the guns are grabbed and the dissidents are filling the FEMA camps. As a FEMA camp manager, you need to know how to handle this new order.
Arrested Development Fan Outraged Over the Lack of Buster's Turtle in Season Four
Me and all the Mayoneggiacs waited years for this, we helped save your stupid show, and this is how you repay us? WHERE'S THE FRIGGING TURTLE, MITCHELL?
The Most Badass Rifts Cover Art According to Steve
Steve takes Zack on a tour of his favorite Rifts cover artwork.
Please Don't Inject Poison Into Your Face
We love you. We're sorry. Please, stop sticking needles full of poison into your precious faces.
Don Draper Pitches Actual Commercials to Clients
Mad man Don Draper meets with clients to discuss TV ad campaigns for Google Chrome, Tax Masters, and Depend SIlhouette.
Steve's Adventure Toolkit: Wondrous Treasure Generator
Steve and Zack provide a totally helpful tool for generating treasure at your next gaming session.
My Electro Band Has Important Things to Say About the 1980s
Think, the 1980s, but like, dialed up, and sexier, and maybe a little darker. Like Michael Mann 1980s, not Mr. Belvedere 1980s. I'm taking you there. That's my band, Phoebe and the Cates.
Let's Play: Decision Points Theater
The Decision Points Theater at the George W. Bush Library allows visitors to choose their own presidential adventure. But does it try to rewrite history?
The Intense and Strange Cover Art of TORG
Steve and Zack find that Rifts-like cult game TORG yields some wild cover artwork.
You Might Be a Redneck Jokes Following the Rapture
Jeff Foxworthy survives the Rapture and breaks out his redneck routine for the rag-draped survivors of the Tribulation.
All of Facebook Hails You for Naming a State Without Using the Letter "E"
Your ability to answer seemingly impossible Facebook quizzes is astonishing. I wish I had known you were such a genius when we were in one year of middle school together.
a poem for amanda palmer
A poem addressed to the poet laureate of the Boston Marathon bombing.
They Came From the Kindle: "Billionaires" (Part 2)
What do Kriss Cross, Genghis Khan, and Donald Trump have in common? They are all featured in Kindle books about billionaires we discovered during an expedition to the fringes of Amazon.
Real Life Turning Into a Hollywood Action Movie for Guy With Blown Up Legs
Thrilling events have made life indistinguishable from a high-octane action movie for the maimed victim of a bomb blast.
The Immortals Handbook: Epic Bestiary
Steve and Zack take a look at the epic level insanity of their strangest Monster Manual to date.
I Will Put Any Cake You Want in This Stupid Ice Cream
Perfectly egg-headed Duff, from Ace of Cakes, will insert any type of cake you want into Blue Bunny ice cream.
Gaming Website is Totally Unashamed to Announce the 5 Hottest Video Game Butts
Popular gaming website Game Bros announces the results of their reader poll to decide the sexiest butts in video games.
Three Days in Fall - Day Three (Part 9)
Three Days in Fall concludes as Eastwood and his companions attempt to escape the war zone of Corpus Christi.
My Life is Great Compared to These Idiots on Hoarders
Compared to these crazy people on Hoarders everything is going just fine in my life. I've even bought the tarps and hacksaw.
Are Games Art? Roger Ebert is Paid to Write Mini-Reviews for Bullet Hell Shooters (Part 11)
The world's greatest film critic is hired to review the orb-swarming madness of bullet hell shooter games.
Three Days in Fall - Day Two (Part 8)
The USAF drafts Eastwood into exchanging a cult preacher for a hostage media personality.
The Legend of Professor John Henry and the Online Learning Academy
Professor John Henry believes a man can best a machine, and he sets out to prove it in a test of teaching prowess.
L Ron Hubbard Writes Descriptions for American Apparel (Part 10)
L Ron Hubbard returns in thetan form to do some paid writing for the American Apparel clothing catalog.
Three Days in Fall - Press Gang (Part 7)
Eastwood returns! A bounty hunting job goes pear-shaped on the Mexican border and secessionists rally for Texas independence.
Life Lessons Learned by Nicolas Cage's Son, Weston Cage
Eyes of Noctum singer and celebrity son, Weston Cage, shares the wisdom he has gained the hard way. By crashing supercars.
I'm a Hardworking Man Looking to Settle Down and Start a Family With a Woman Who Will Wreck My Balls
Tom Jansing is honest about what he desires out of a relationship. Namely, a good woman who will help him start a family and regularly inflict severe pain on his testicles.
Giggle Tots Daycare is About Building Your Child's Brand
You can't finger paint a logo. Maybe in 1994. Not in 2013. We're not here to babysit your kid. We are going to throw them in the shark tank and teach them to eat the other sharks.
J.G. Ballard Gets Paid to Plug Taco Bell (Part 9)
A Texas barbecue above the corpora cavernosa. Eyes bursting. Skin liquefied in the intense heat of the Buffalo Griller sauce. Phimosis shrouding the war crimes of helicopter infantry.
Enemy F.A.Q. - Skeleton Warrior
If you are a skeleton warrior, before you send your question to support, please check this F.A.Q.
They Came From the Kindle: "Centaurs" (Part 1)
The latest and strangest books available on Kindle on the fascinating subject of Centaurs.
Indiana Jones and the Tomb Raider Reboot
After the dismal Crystal Skull, the crypt plundering Indiana Jones character is reinvented in this gritty horror-actioner.
Steve's Adventure Toolkit: Rad NPC Generator
Steve and Zack have another useful tool for use with any tabletop fantasy game.
Maybe Reverse Psychology Will Get Me Out of This Sinkhole
I am loving it down here in this pit. It's like a vacation, and I don't want anybody spoiling it with their ambulances and rescue buckets.
Bob Woodward's Horror Classics
Renowned journalist Bob Woodward turn his imagination to the macabre and pens a collection of spine-tingling tales to keep you up at night.
Gender Portrayals in Early Video Games
Understanding the gender roles portrayed in early video games helps illuminate modern problems with portraying gender and sexuality.
James Joyce's 419 Scam Email to Nora (Part 8)
Literary great James Joyce draws on his infamously filthy letters to Nora Barnacle in an attempt to scam her out of her banking information.
Your Family's Virtual Inheritance
What happens when you die in the future? Your lazy family gets virtually nothing.
The Mind-Blowing Cover Art of Classic D&D
Steve and Zack celebrate some of the strangest D&D module artwork of the late 70s and early 80s.
Unbelievable Deals at the Unfinished Basement Depot
The Unfinished Basement Depot will provide you with some of the tools and part of the know-how to upgrade your underground.
George Orwell Offers 1,984 Reasons to Put Fatheads On Your Wall (Part 7)
The author of "1984" and "Animal Farm" is hired to write copy for the Fatheads vinyl wall art website.
The "Yo Gabba Gabba!" Creation Myth
Exploring the extended creation myth of adorably strange cult kids' show "Yo Gabba Gabba!"
Ayn Rand Promotes Anime Culture for J-List (Part 6)
J-List hires Objectivist Ayn Rand to write copy for their website and convey the rational self-interest of glorious Nippon.
The Secret Diary of a Grand Theft Auto Call Girl
The working girls of San Andreas have it rough. Find out just how rough in this intimate diary.
Something Awesome's 9 Wildest & Wackiest Super Bowl Ads
The creative geniuses from the world's top marketing firms came up with some real rib-ticklers for this year's Super Bowl. See the best, exclusively on Something Awesome!
Franz Kafka Writes for Sodastream's Website (Part 22)
Kafkaesque writer Franz Kafka is employed by beverage mixer Sodastream to describe flavors for their website.
Steve's Adventure Toolkit: Wicked Encounter Generator
Steve and Zack have created a useful tool for Dungeons Masters running games in any sort of fantasy setting.
Glenn Greenwald's Oscar Picks
Guardian columnist Glenn Greenwald offers his picks for this year's Oscars. Even though he hasn't seen any of the movies.
J.J. Abrams, This Perfect Time to Reboot Nien Nunb
Minor Star Wars character Nien Nunb wants a reboot from J.J. Abrams, and he will do anything to get it.
Palladium's Nightbane (1995)
Steve and Zack experience war and horror in, Nightbane, Palladium's mid-90's foray into "serious role playing."
Dostoevsky's Copyright Crime & Punishment (Part 5)
Giant of Russian literature, Fyodor Dostoevsky, turns his attention to the grim misdeeds of the information age.
George R. R. Martin Writes for a Baby Toy Catalog (Part 4)
Journey with George R.R. Martin to a brutal realm of intrigue and non-toxic, eco-friendly baby toys.
My 70-inch TV Will Fix Everything
You should get one. Great blacks, great color range. Fills the emptiness in my life so much better than the 52-inch we had.
H.P. Lovecraft Writes Descriptions for the Sample Clips on Brazzers (Part 3)
Famous horror author H.P. Lovecraft spends his posthumous years writing description text for Brazzers clips.
A Syrian War Refugee Empathizes With Tumblr
A child refugee of fighting in Syria responds to the concerns of Tumblr posters.
Indie Band or D&D Monster
Think you know pop culture? Take our pop quiz and see if you know the indie band from the D&D monster.
The Children's Novelization of "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters"
The dark children's fairytale, adapted into an action movie, novelized as a children's fairytale using most of the world's supply of exclamation marks.
The Ridiculous Artwork of the Street Fighter: Player's Guide
Steve and Zack dip back into the 1990s and White Wolf's classic Street Fighter role playing game.
