Mayor Cory Booker Responds to Your Tweets
Newark Mayor Cory Booker has set the twitosphere abuzz with his hands-on approach to disaster management. We look back on tweets ranging from shoveling sidewalks to stopping crime to the installation of stripper poles.
The Anti-Christmas: A Yule-dimmed Tide
Mere caroling is loosed upon the world. And what rough beast, its hour come at last, ho ho hos towards Bethlehem to be born? This is the Last Christmas.
Dungeons & Dragons Christmas Elf Retrospective
From the primordial elf scrawl Fighting-Man of the original D&D to the artillery elf of 4th Edition, Steve and Zack celebrate the holiday by exploring the long history of elves in Dungeons & Dragons.
My Name is John Bolton and I Approve This NOTHING
Rumors have surfaced that former UN ambassador John Bolton is headed for the White House with a 2012 presidential bid. The man himself dispels those rumors.
Emergency Budget Hearing for Funding of the Battlecruiser Golgothus Imperator
Costs are spiraling out of control on the Human Hegemony's newest warship and only one man can sort out the budget overruns.
This Pissy Missy is Corked Up Good Thanks to My Pee Pills
One very brave lady's medical journey from pee-crazy tinkle tycoon to a healthy, happy, pee-less miss. Message sponsored by Detrol LA.
Just the Factoids: 11-28 Bears vs. Eagles
Stripped of all the unauthorized game play info, Fox Sports announcers offer up their factoids about the 11-28 Bears vs. Eagles football game.
More Art of Vampire: The Maquerade (1990s)
Steve and Zack return for a second pass at the artwork of White Wolf's 1990s Vampire: The Masquerade RPG. Be warned: this article contains THE IMAGE.
QATARNEWSQA.QA: Qatarnews Agency of Questions Answered (QAQA) (Part 11)
All of the news fit to print from the FIFA World Cup 2022 host nation and Middle Eastern Emirate of Qatar.
Our Date at This Hipster Bar is Going Well, Kaylee26
A hot, Hipsterpunk date in our smartbar, smartphone, cloud-sourced tomorrow tonight.
I Love Gaddafi
"Voluptuous" nurses flown in fresh: leaked State Department cable enhances the rock star image of Libyan dictator Gaddafi.
I Probably Shouldn't Have Made That Golem
Yes, my golem destroyed twelve blocks, but these youths outside and on the street with their skater board ramps and their cursing. If only there were parents to teach their kids right from wrong. Then golems would not be needed.
Fox on Sex: Playing Just Rough Enough with BDSM (Part 6)
Fox on Sex returns with a guest column on domination and submission from guest columnist Alan Colmes.
HAITINEWSPLIG.HT: Collected News of Haiti and the World (Part 10)
The long-suffering island nation of Haiti unveils its news aggregator and shares its headlines.
Ghost Liars (Failed Pilot)
Failed TV Pilot "Ghost Liars" reveals what happens when people just like you or me pretend to encounter ghosts.
A Survivor's Account of the Carnival Splendor Nightmare
The harrowing tale of one man's will to survive aboard a drifting, powerless, luxury hell-ship.
AD&D 2nd Edition Spelljammer: Space Lairs
Steve and Zack finally tackle Spelljammer with a firecracker string of mini-adventures set in the phlogiston darkness of space.
Sponsor Message: White Jeans
Our sponsor brings you that timeless look, always fashionable, but sometimes forgotten: white jeans for men.
Fake Judge in Fake Courtroom in PA Orders Debtors to For-Real Pay Up
Erie, PA area collections agency Unicredit America resorts to unusual tactics to recover debt.
Is it Low T?
What happened to all of your energy? Your verve? Your erections? Could it be Low T?
Guess What? Dino Egg Hatches 10-31-10
Rand Paul has found an egg and he ponders the future and what the egg may contain.
The 2010 Fashion SWAT Horror-ween Frightober Kid's Kostume Spooktacular
Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons claw their way out of their graves to assess the latest in child Halloween costumes.
Welcome to Our Halloween Amusement Parks
It's a Small World of the damned. Decorating for Halloween has never been stupider or more elaborate.
3rd Edition Dungeons & Dragons: Fiend Folio
Steve and Zack finally break into 3E D&D with a look at some monstrous misfires from 2003's Fiend Folio.
Fox on Sex: "P" Stands for "Party on Meat Truck, Boys" (Part 5)
Fox and Friends host Gretchen Carlson fills in for Fox sex advice columnist Jenny Block. Finally learn the answer to, "What is Meat Truck?"
Dungeons & Dragons Module B3: "Palace of the Silver Princess" (Part 2)
Steve and Zack delve back into the Palace of the Silver Princess to conclude their heavy metal adventure.
GOODDAYNEWSOFGOD.SA: Saudi Arabian News in English (Part 9)
News from around the world by way of Saudi Arabia.
An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of solo academics
Karen F. Owen wasn't the only Duke student to release a controversial PowerPoint Presentation about sex onto the Internet.
Dungeons & Dragons Module B3: "Palace of the Silver Princess" (Part 1)
A new adventure begins! Zack DMs and Steve plays a heavy metal bard in this classic D&D module.
Gliese 581 G: Big Whoop
Astronaut and former ISS Mission Commander AJ Tucker explains the importance of the Gliese 581 G discovery and offers up some discoveries of his own.
juchenews.kr: welcome our new Leader General and Hero of Korea (Part 8)
News from North Korea includes breaking news about the successor to Kim Jong Il.
Hideo Kojima's Commonplace Book
God of Metal Gear, Hideo Kojima's commonplace book of ideas and notes for possible games has just been made public.
Fox on Sex: A Man Lays On a Woman and a Baby Comes Out (Part 4)
Jenny Block's Fox on Sex column is taken over by Fox and Friends host Steve Doocy, who offers a description of sex with his wife.
NEWSISSO.SO: Your Source for Somalia News (Part 6)
Somali news straight from Somalia. Get the latest on happenings in Mogadishu, politics, and government news.
SarahPAC's Latest Republican Endorsements
Sarah Palin's PAC announces four new endorsements across the country. Are they guaranteed to win? You betcha!
The Erotic Monster Manual Contest Winners
Steve and Zack present a showcase of incredible erotic fantasy artwork and announce the winners of the 2010 WTF, D&D!? Fantasy Art Contest.
Elite Eagles: Fear Our Talons!
The Elite Eagles are the top-tiered operators. We have the highest kill ratio in the Midwest and we are ready to bring the pain. Do you have what it takes to defend freedom?
We Must Stop Mysterious Foe
Great Country is under threat and must be protected from Mysterious Foe. The Political Opponents don't care. It's time to take Great Country back!
Things You Can and Can't Get On Craigslist
Craigslist is caving to pressure right and left. Find out what you can and can't still get from the popular classified ad site.
The Baddest Gangs Hire PR Firms
Children shot dead in the streets, an ultimatum from the police, but the gangs won't take this lying down like lying down, sleepy dogs!
juchenews.kr: struggle of Dear Leader towards victory and news of imperialist lies (Part 5)
English headlines straight from the only reliable source of truth in the world: The North Korean Ministry of Internet News.
Announcing the 2010 WTF, D&D!? Fantasy Artwork Contest
Steve and Zack announce the theme, rules, and prizes for the 2010 WTF, D&D!? Fantasy Artwork Contest, definitely not sponsored or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast.
Marvel Super Heroes Adventure MH-1: "The Breeder Bombs"
Steve and Zack subject themselves to a session of Marvel Super Heroes to unravel the twisted caper of the The Breeder Bombs.
Please, Think of the Precious Egg Babies!
The recall of 500 million tainted eggs is an Eggocaust. We can't stand idly by and allow these helpless unborn egg babies to be destroyed.
The Orkin Man Attempts to Gain Entrance to Valhalla
The eternal hall of warriors rings with the cheers of heroes, but will those cheers include hails for the great conqueror of invasive termite species?
AD&D 2nd Edition Al-Qadim Monstrous Compendium Appendix (1992)
Steve and Zack take on the Middle Eastern monsters of Al Qadim. And cranapple juice. And Criss Angel.
Newsheadline.ru: All the News of Russia Fit to Print in English (Part 4)
Newsheadline.ru compiles news of current events ranging from the Moscow fires to controversial plans for a mosque to the events in the Exclusion Zone and much more.
Behold, for I am the Non-Attorney Spokesperson
James Sokolove has called upon an ancient force to battle for you.
Mosque Onslaught Threatens Liberty, Michelle O'ntoinette Sez: "Let Them Eat Tapas" (Part 3)
Super Patriot Don Larry comments on Michelle Obama's trip to Spain and plans action to stop an Islamic cultural center near ground zero in NYC.
Great Moments in Live Tweeting
For breaking news in the modern era no source of information is more reliable than live tweeting from random bloggers and Internet personalities. If only twitter had been around to shape our earlier history.
Stop Trying to Be a Mad Man
That lingering feeling that something is wrong with this season of Mad Men is just the fat guy in the Don Draper costume staring at your shrimp cocktail. A friendly plea to stop cosplaying Mad Men.
The Worm Wizard
For more than a decade George Gusanos has consulted the owners of troubled worms. Sometimes he teaches the worm, sometimes he teaches the owner. His skill has earned him his reputation as The Worm Wizard.
AD&D 2nd Edition Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix III (1998)
Bad news, berk: all that glitters isn't gold and all that is Planescape isn't amazing. Explore the exasperating inner planes with Steve and Zack.
ohyeah.exe
One minute after the darkness, the machines begin to stir. They discover a quiet world. Ohhhh yeahhh...
BIGBORTBART: The Astronaut Scandal
BORTBART EXCLUSIVE: Caught on tape, black astronaut Jim Freeman at NASA convention launches anti-moon tirade: "F*** THE MOON!"
Dungeons & Dragons Module B8: "Journey to The Rock"
Zack takes Steve on an epic journey in this not-so-classic wilderness adventure module.
The Lie of the Majestic Alien
In the movies aliens are beautiful, super-intelligent, or high-tech beings. If real aliens exist let's hope they don't take their cue from every other living thing we've ever encountered.
The Goblin Running D.C.
A fairytale monster runs Washington and there is no moral to his story.
Sports Clinic: Give Me a Break With All These Weird Sports
Help me understand how some of these crazy sports got popular, because I can't figure it out.
Marcus Just Wants to Live Without Flies Biting His Baby Brother's Infected Harelip
TV's Laurie Metcalf has been to Africa and recorded some tragic images to push into your eyes, firstworld monster.
Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Module S2 "White Plume Mountain"
Haunted by memories of Kelpie boobs, Steve insists on DMing his way through D&D module S2: White Plume Mountain.
GI Army Funnies: The Return of P-Trae (Part 10)
General Petraeus, hero of GI Army Funnies, is back in charge in Afghanistan, so GI Army Funnies is back to celebrate his return to duty.
The Tree People's Bid for The Bron James
The whole of the land is vying for Le Bron. The Tree Men make their offer...
How an Ewok Almost Broke My Arm in 2005
I literally almost had my arm broken by an Ewok in 2005. Find out the gruesome details and learn why sometimes you should go ahead and buy a soundtrack CD.
Louisiana is Invited to Drown in a Sea of Hot Tar
Most of the state of Louisiana still wants to deep sea drill for oil in the midst of the worst US oil spill ever. Sounds like a good idea to me.
Marvel Super Heroes' Monster Manual: Volume One (Part 2)
Biff! Pow! Steve and Zack return for part 2 of their brawl over the first volume of the Gamers' Handbook of the Marvel Universe for Marvel Super Heroes.
Video Game to Feature Orks in Space
Relic's upcoming game Space Marine will revolutionize the future of viscerally cinematic Space Marine on Space Ork action.
nuevasmundo.mx: mexico's all english news for america (Part 3)
English language headlines straight from Mexico. These stories have a definite Mexican viewpoint.
Marvel Super Heroes' Monster Manual: Volume One (Part 1)
Steve and Zack have been bitten by a radioactive spider! That's the only way to explain this first-of-many reviews of back bench characters from the Marvel Super Heroes system.
Liveblogging the Microsoft Kinect/Project Natal E3 Pre-Event
We liveblog the biggest event in gaming prior to E3: Microsoft's extravagant launch party for its new controller-free gaming interface Kinect.
Fox on Sex: Refresh Your Love Life with Adventurous Venues (Part 3)
Fox on Sex columnist Jenny Block is having her labia dynamited and has asked Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade to fill in with her planned topic.
The Ronin Cuckolder
Luckless porn actor Steve Driver goes Falling Down in the Porn Valley and takes a Dong with him.
Pointless Things You Can Do to Help
There isn't much you can do to help stop the BP oil spill, but there are hundreds of pointless things you can do to feel like you are helping.
The Indecent Bargain Proposal
Bill Testor, manager of a Check Into Cash in Las Vegas, has almost 1800 dollars in his bank account right now and he has a proposal for you and your wife.
Five Dollar Art Treasures for Memorial Day (Part 4)
Celebrate Memorial Day and honor America's troops with some of the finest bargain art money can buy.
Barack Obama: Lousy Coach
Barack Obama needs to yell cuss words at the the BP workers fixing an oil well. He needs to throw his hat and kick dirt on them. It's what America demands.
Flames from Review of Red Dead Redemption
Outraged readers speak their mind about our review of Red Dead Redemption and we respond.
May Your Offspring Possess the Gate of Those Who Hate Them
Dan the Big Snake Man catches a cobra, mankind's last artifact disappears into the Pacific, and places in between.
I Dated Liz Cheney
Ever wonder what Dick Cheney's least favorite movie is? Zack's cousin Bert dated Liz Cheney for two months in 1990 and Bert has been a friend of the family ever since, building up a stack of Cheney trivia in the process.
Red Dead Redemption
Truth Media skins those smoke wagons and goes to town on Rockstar's free-range cowboy epic.
Obattle of the Bulge(-crap): Michelle "Proud of America" Nobesity's War on Real Americans (Part 2)
Outspoken Internet pundit and HAM radio operator Don Larry takes on Michelle Obama's plan to reduce childhood obesity.
Fox on Sex: Vajscaping More Than Just Trimmed Hedges (Part 2)
Jenny Block, author of Fox's "Fox on Sex" column, has once again fallen ill. Fox News contributor Brit Hume has been asked to fill in for her.
The Fantastic Artwork of Frank Frazetta
Steve and Zack mourn the death of legendary fantasy artist Frank Frazetta by reviewing some of his finest works.
Newsheadline.ru: All the News of Russia Fit to Print in English (Part 2)
Russia News is Best News. Delve inside of world of Russia News without bias American/UK perspective for the real truth. News aggregationist web page NewsHeadline.ru has the news.
Five Dollar Art Treasures: Mother's Day Edition (Part 3)
Mother's Day is coming fast and we are here to help. This year skip the flowers and treat mom to one of our ebay art bargains: under five bucks and ready to hang in a museum.
Fetish Special: Humiliation
The Horrors of Porn delves into the degrading world of humiliation fetishism with a video presentation featuring some of the meanest ladies you will ever meet.
Fox on Sex: Ways to Make Oral Sex Amazing (Part 1)
Due to a personal medical issue, Jenny Block was unavailable to write Fox on Sex. This week's column was written by Fox News contributor and radio host John GIbson.
Rise of the Female Submariner
Something strange is happening to the crew of the USS Pennsylvania. They said it was a routine transfer, but what comes aboard is anything but routine.
The 10 Reasons We Will Never Review F.A.T.A.L.
Steve and Zack are tired of receiving requests to review FATAL and have decided to explain why they never will.
The Wreckn Crew is Comin' for YOU!
Are you ready for non-stop carb destruction? Meat mangling? These men will destroy any food you put up against them. They're not insatiable, they're unstoppable!
Hackmaster U
You're never too old to stop learning how to be a hack. Address all your comedic insecurities at a community college's night school comedy class.
More Lost Treasures of the AD&D 2nd Edition Monstrous Compendium
Geriatric sex, evil babies, and diabetes. It must mean Steve and Zack are finishing out the D&D Monstrous Compendium.
Miracles Explained - First Verse
Do you notice and recognize miracles? Insane Clown Posse claim to, but are these latter-day saints really seeing miracles? Find out as we fact check Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.
E! Presents: Hollywood Repo
E!'s new reality series features repo bros Tony and Anthony Carabanori as they team up with their cousin A.J. to run the family celebrity repo business.
Lost Treasures of the AD&D 2nd Edition Monstrous Compendium
Steve and Zack are delving into the depths of AD&D's 2nd Edition monster explosion. At the end of the 1980s TSR decided to revamp their monster manuals, with disastrous results.
The 117th Element
Science has unleashed another synthetic blasphemy on the tender tail-end of the periodic table and science isn't going to be allowed to get away with it!
BZZTMONDO: Latest Tech Newzzt
Tech and gaming news site BZZTMONDO covers a broad spectrum of tech-related news. Topics range from the iPad's release to the iPod's new OS to how iPads are connecting to iPods and other Apple products.
This Used to Be About the Cakes
Refuse to accept the hollow cake of mindless consumerism. Demand meaning in your cakes. Demand passion and art and the love of cakes. OR CAKES WILL DIE.
The Return of Five Dollar Art Treasures (Part 2)
If you are looking for incredible bargains on original artwork then get five bucks ready in your Paypal account and check out our selection of fine art under five dollars.
The World of Synnibarr (1993)
In 1993 genius writer man Raven c.s. McCracken published the 477-page RPG book Synnibarr. 17 years later, two brave souls have finally read some of it.
Thought, Puh-leez
1 in 4 Americans don't want anyone to know what they're thinking, and it's Obama's fault.
The Reptilian Invasion was an Inside Job
Everything you were indoctrinated to believe by the Indoctrotonic implant is a lie. The government is behind the alien invasion.
Blind Gossip Items Concerning the Mad Melter
Gossip Unlimited collects all its blind items from the Hollywood Mad Melter panic of last summer. GU out-scooped all the big gossip sites with this one.
Porn Star Joslyn James' Text Messages to Tiger Woods
The horny text messages of Tiger Woods have been exposed by porn star and former lover Joslyn James. Now we bring you her side of the conversation!
The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)
Steve and Zack explore some of the questionable art produced during the 1990s for White Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade.
Knives & Swords I Use for Defense
Arm yourself with a full lesson in weapons + technique to defend yourself from intruders in the home or office or attackers on mean streets. Never be caught unprepared again after you see these deadly implements.
Gwon Teach de Bieber ta Sing, M. Usher (Part 1)
Tween heartthrob Justin Bieber's bad behavior lands him in bayou country, where professional Acadian Sing Pappy Buddy Breaux teaches singing and gentlemanly behavior at the behest of music mogul Usher.
The Original Dungeons & Dragons
Steve and Zack take a trip back to 1974 and the release of the original D&D books No amount of nostalgia can ever make them seem like quality products.
Kathy Ireland has Become a Crazy Snake
Kathy Ireland is becoming some sort of giant-necked automaton for asking people on red-carpets questions about their shirts.
Five Dollar Art Treasures (Part 1)
We find art for under five bucks and show you the deals. You buy the art and impress your friends with your incredible taste. Even bad art deserves a good home.
Chileans Punished for Homosexual Tectonics
A detailed scientific study of Corinthians and Matthew yields proof that the Chilean quake was related to homosexual tectonics - the most sinful sort of seismic activity.
Big Man's Ball Aspirin
If your balls start hurting and you're a real man, a big man, then you may be surprised to know that a single dose of Big Man Aspirin could save your balls' life.
Winter Olympics Special: Zenra Curling
Get your mops and dildo poles and celebrate the Winter Olympics with Japan's naked sex curling team.
Upcoming Releases from Quirk Classics
Quirk Classics, the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, announces their upcoming public domain mash-up masterpieces.
I Barely Read the News News
I have barely read the news. Really, only had time for a quick skim. Now I’m aggregating it for a blog so you can repeat what I’m repeating.
Celebrating President Purdue Mant
Did you know there was a President between Teddy Roosevelt and William Howard Taft? This is the true story of America's forgotten President.
Mike Tyson's Sybaris
Mike Tyson has recovered the mansion he abandoned in 1990 and is putting it to good use this Valentine's Day as a Sybaris romantic suites getaway.
Fetish Special: Smoking
Dive lungs-first into the erotic world of smoking and power smoking in this educational video special..
Obama's Disgusting Disrespect of America and Our Troops Continues (Disgrace to the Office of President) (Part 1)
Oh no he PresiDIDNT. Yes, I am afraid he did (1) disrespect the flag and our troops (2) insult world leaders (3) demean america (4) wear sandals with no socks on a sidewalk.
No Recall
Famed and deceased science fiction author J.G. Ballard stops by to write about the sweeping Toyota recall. Erotically.
Flames from Review of Mass Effect 2
Readers respond to some supposed inaccuracies in my recent review of Mass Effect 2.
I Fought Raccoons and Raccoons Won
2009 was a bad year in my war against raccoons. Now I must use the long winter to recover and prepare for next year's battles.
Revenge of the Poors
Poors are multiplying at a suspicious rate. What might they be planning? We must act to prevent them from taking over.
Single Iraqi Checkpoint Seeks Bomb for Not Exploding and Maybe More
Cute Iraqi checkpoint with a few extra pounds is looking for a bomb, preferably strapped to your chest, but in the trunk is okay. Weird British contraption not working. Please don't blow up!
The Effect of Large Scale Nuclear Attack on the Operations of Chili’s Grill & Bar
Chili's Grill & Bar family restaurant undertakes a study to assess the readiness level of all franchises in the event of global nuclear war.
Mass Effect 2
We get our hands on an early copy of the highly-anticipated RPG, Mass Effect 2. And then we write a review about it!
Forgive Him His Neck Pouches, As We Forgive Those Who Neck Pouch Against Us
Don't be so quick to judge Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire for his steroid use and freakish, droopy neck folds. Maybe there's a perfectly good explanation for those neck folds!
Thank You, Anderson Cooper!
Media hero Anderson Cooper is finally thanked by one of the dead children he has crouched beside.
A Test Drive of Roxxxy, the World's First Sex Robot
We go hands-on with Donald Hines' 9/11-inspired love robot Roxxxy on the floor of the Adult Entertainment Expo. How realistic can modern sex robots get? Find out!
Tila Tequila's Commonplace Book
Reality TV personality and lesbian widow Tila Tequila collects the horror of her thoughts for future use in a compilation called a commonplace book.
Dean v. Kwame
An angry reader does battle with the text messages of disgraced Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.
The Latest Leaked TSA Directive
Following the leaking of recent security directives, airport security gets another improvement with all new directives from the TSA.
Something Awesome's Ten Best Party Colleges
Start the new year off right with our definitive 2010 list of the ten best party schools. Time to find some bros and some sexy babes and get crazy!