The white nightmare is upon the land! When snow unexpectedly blankets the roads and sidewalks of your town be prepared to survive the horrors of snowdeath.
The Clavo Times' showbiz reviewer Moneymaker Don Johnson takes on the 2007 Lambspoke Penitentiary Christmas Pageant.
Holiday tidings from WTF, D&D!? as Steve and Zack tackle the worst mechs of Battletech's 3025 technical readout.
North American Panopticon's Chairman Petteridge is showing his holiday gratitude by serving up a sample of his smash hit upcoming book Last Meals / Last Words: Holiday 2007 Edition.
A year ago America voted for a new direction and elected Crime King as President, but the first year of his presidency has been just more of the same.
The director of The Machine Girl tackles the controversial subject of schoolgirls with giant genitalia. With a twist ending!
North American Panopticon, the world's largest private corrections provider, would like to extend holiday tidings to you and yours.
Just a few of the incredible facts and observations I have picked up from the Internet Movie Firearms Database.
Michael Ironside stars as 1984's LA Night Cop. By day he is computer expert Denny Patton, but by night he is tough patrol cop Night Cop who is out to clean up the mean night streets of Los Angeles.
Musgrave Global Solutions reports on their pork business, including the introduction of a new breed of pigs called "hoggins."
Hey, guys, we've got a list of 10 celebrities with great racks and we're counting them down! All lovers of lady chests this is the hottest article for you.
We are the dominant life inhabiting this planet. This is the story of our excellence. These are our achievements and achievements yet to come. We are the greatest.
Maybe those fake islands weren't such a great idea. Get late-breaking news on Dubai's financial collapse courtesy of greatnewsdubai.ae, Dubai's #1 emirate-run English language news website.
Steve and Zack take a gander at 30 years of bad Traveller artwork. Surprise appearances by Kevin Siembieda and Maggie Gyllenhaal.
The cruelty of your village towards wizards will be repaid a thousandfold by my powers. Prepare yourselves for punishment.
Look to Russia and you will see the future of the United States. That's as good a reason as any to enjoy these fresh headlines from Newsheadline.ru, Russia's premier news aggregator website.
Introducing Web 2.0's mega poet: E.E.CUMMINGZ. Something Awful has collected just a few of his poems from his vast body of work.
The Wendy Show archive from Wendy's final November 1st broadcast. This document is made available for your eyes only. The dissemination of any information contained within is strictly forbidden.
ISS Commander Lt. Col. AJ Tucker answers the age-old question, "What do astronauts miss most?" He also includes the answers to several questions not asked.
The Wendy Show show log archives from October 16th through October 30th 2009. This covers the final run of the show prior to the incident. DESTROY ALL COPIES AFTER READING.
Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader.
An archive of episode descriptions for TV's The Wendy Show from October 1st through October 15th. These descriptions are made available to security clearances Ruby-4 and higher.
ISS Mission Commander AJ Tucker has a long and very distressing history with Halloween. Unfortunately, the Young Astronauts program is celebrating Halloween.
Reunited and it feels so TERRIFYING! Dr. Thorpe and Zack return with the 2009 edition of their annual Halloween costume reviews.
African-American black ops agent Stan Freeman has had just about enough of his bosses and coworkers at the CIA.
Those crack-me-up troops from the US Military are at it again and up to their same old hijinks in an all new war. Rejoin GI Army Funnies as they deploy to Afghanistan.
Steve and Zack discuss the Warhammer 40,000 book that got it all started.
A gangbang can be a great thing, but even great things have flaws. Let's acknowledge those flaws and that way we can make a great thing (gangbangs) even greater.
A Megan Fox obsession and a bowling team are threatened by one man's torrid romance with a tiny-faced waitress at the bowling alley.
Oscar-winning writer Charlie Kaufmuller and oscar-nominated director Sprite Johnzon's lost gem about identity or something.
Democrats finally get the chance to anonymously voice their complaints in a display of gutless whining.
ISS Mission Commander Lt. Col. AJ Tucker is become death, destroyer of moons. He explains the LCROSS moon exploder mission to grade school kids.
Are you a douchebag? Do you like things made specifically for douchebags? Then welcome to Douchebag Gear. This week we review electronic cigarettes.
Astronaut Lt. Col. AJ Tucker profiles the crew of the International Space Station and responds to a questionnaire from grade school kids back home.
Steve and Zack discover that UFOs have crash landed in a D&D module with no ending.
Chicago's cabbies are fighting for the right to charge a $50 puke surcharge to passengers. This new puke service will be just one of many premium Chicago services.
The Amazon Kindle edition of Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon is available now!
Due to BS economic problems revolving around corrupt fat cats Dave Mustaine's wig shop is closing its doors after 20 years of service. Take advantage of his wig shop one last time!
The worst supplement to the worst game comes to life. Witness the horror of the Street Fighter RPG's version of a Monster Manual.
Devoted users of wereek.com, the place to share smells and connect with fellow reekers, experience the site's final operational day.
Without the Second Amendment the First Amendment is worthless. Protect your rights and join me in saving this country from the Washington fat cats!
Dan Jr. takes over Dan's Carpets from his father and he brings new ideas and new opportunities to the table.
We are here to help you plan out your 12 Gauge exotic loads for tonight's 9/11 holiday bash. Those bikinis just seem to get smaller and smaller every year. Let's make this the best 9/11 ever!
Steve and Zack tackle one of the worst RPGs ever made: 1994's Street Fighter.
Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of the Japanese Prime Minister, sees UFOs, alien worlds, and dead people. Seriously.
Eccentric Ohio Congressman James Traficant has been freed after seven years in prison. The American political process dearly missed his descriptions of his own flatulence.
Mysterious animal lover Raymondo puts down the soft-shelled turtle and angler fish to take advantage of the government's Cash for Clunkers program. Raymondo has a deal for you!
You are not gonna believe the crazy shit that went down at the party of the century last Friday. It was legendary. C-dog was there, Lazy Paul was there, and I was there.
Fabulous prizes, amazing artwork, and torrid romance. Two out of three ain't bad! Zack and Steve announce the winners of the 2009 WTF, D&D!? Role Playing Fine Art Contest.
Otaku Ali belongs to one of the biggest fansub groups in the whole world . He spends day and night living and breathing anime.
Musgrave Global Solutions releases its FY2009 report on its various diaper subsidiaries and their plans for the coming year.
Steve and Zack undertake an epic struggle against the 5th Edition of Warhammer 40,000, plus news of the WTF, D&D!? Role Playing Fine Art Contest.
Zack gives his thanks to readers who purchased and spread the word about his new book.
Whether you are looking for one night of fun, a relationship, or an elaborate metaphor involving your mother, tonight is the night for hot and sexy dream girls.
Rampant discrimination in the parole system ruining my chances of the truth coming out about my supposably racial motivated attempted murder and robbery in the year 2000.
If you're too hoarse from yelling at the town hall meeting where the bus dropped you off you can at least leave a message in the anonymous complaint box.
Musgrave Global Solutions issues its FY2010 report on cake-themed TV shows for the Musgrave directorate at Black Rock.
Steve and Zack return to the wild world of Rifts for a tour of World Book Japan. Robots, ninjas, magic, and terrible industrial design abound.
The number one comic for troops prepares to redeploy! Operation Iraqi Freedom is wrapping up and the jokesters of GI Army Funnies are experiencing a serious case of senioritis.
Warner Brothers decided to outsource the novelization of its new Sherlock Holmes movie to men living in Bhopal, India.
Steve and Zack discuss the bad patents featured in TSR's Book of Wondrous Inventions.
Will suburbia survive the crushing weight of the economic downturn in America? I have seen the future, and it costs one dollar: a guided tour of consumerism's latter days.
Pastor Rob Vitalis invites believers and non-believers alike to celebrate the wonder of God's Creation in all of its most exciting forms.
Fiend Folio may never recover from the second half of Steve and Zack's brutal assault on the monsters contained in its pages.
Nils, Beauregard, and DeShaun are drawn deep into the territory of the sinister Dolorists where they meet the new queen of the underworld.
The long-lost commonplace book of a Predator Drone has been recovered. This diary of ideas provides keen insight into the Predator Drone's creative process.
Zack and Steve tackle one of the most infamous D&D books of all time: the hilariously bad Fiend Folio.
The American suburbs are collapsing in on themselves like a pumpkin left on the doorstep until March. Thankfully, I have been there to observe and record the decline.
Sometimes a lonely man, woman, or Doctor of Doomistry just wants a date with a superhero with no strings attached. Now they can find out which heroes know how to please thanks to theheroticreview.com.
SA writer Zack Parsons pushes his upcoming book about the Internet and its many denizens.
The victims of Something Awful's horrific attack against innocent victims of media victimization reply to our apology to Sarah Palin and her victim family of victims.
Something Awful is deeply sorry for any harm we may have caused Sarah Palin and we would like to extend our sincerest apologies to all members of the Palin family.
Baby, why are you so mad? Don't listen to those lies, baby. I'm sorry! It wasn't supposed to be like that! Give me a chance to explain!
The hottest indie romantic comedy of 2008 features performances by all of your favorites and a witty script from a fresh-faced screenwriter and former stripper.
Beauregard falls in love with a woman he has never met and he and Nils face down danger in the streets beneath the streets of New York City.
I wrote book about 101 phraces in office. I expert on financial and business issue. Need proof? Me column in Wall Street Journal. Also do piece for FINANCIAL TIIMIKMMeS.
Super Hornio Brothers, reviewed at last! Including videos of this precious lost treasure of early 1990s porno.
Europeans Nils Odegaard and Beauregard Ink begin their road tour of the United States starting in Maine with stops in New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, and Connecticut.
There's no reason you should be held responsible for a mistake when you can pick a scapegoat that can't fight back. Learn how BLAMEBY can help.
The brave men and women of GI Army Funnies contend with changes to the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy and the arrival of the unit's first gay troop.
When Hollywood casting agents need a creepy child for their movie they turn to Little Terrors Talent Agency.
Two franchises collide when a Chicago barbershop faces off against an extraterrestrial hunter.
Congratulations! You have been selected to join the elite ranks of Exclusivus, the world's most exclusive luxury lifestyle provider.
The Incredible Terrorist Hulk submits an ideas piece about what might transpire if the United States closes Gitmo and releases him into the general prison population.
An epic journey of life and death in The Sims 3 culminates in a visit from the reaper with cake.
Mankind has disappeared, leaving behind empty streets and silent cities. What will happen to the things we have built and what will happen to man's best friends? Why is there a goat in the pool?
Prophets from the ancient past of 1997 bring ill-tidings of a dystopian future.
Celebrate Memorial Thing and honor the men and women in uniform by spending some time with the cut-ups from GI Army Funnies. They're America's favorite one-panel military comic!
Sick and tired of hearing losers and whiners blame America for all of the problems of the world? Then this is the article to give voice to your silent suffering.
A confused young lady seeks me out on IM for diet tips to increase her bust size. I have many tips, but will they work?
Fart City USA has launched enabled for full streaming and feed socking of user-generated content captures.
In a world that is not quite ours, the epic saga concludes. Be sure to stick around for the video at the end.
Dave and Zack are back to discuss a whole new batch of bad tattoos.
Raymondo: animal lover, entrepreneur, and man with a mysterious written accent. He returns to announce the opening of his tropical island petting zoo.
Steve and Zack return to complete their epic study of TSR's Monster Manual II. Includes reader-requests and other insanities inflicted on D&D players.
Duke Nukem Forever is one of the hottest games and we've got the hottest exclusive screen shots from 3D Realms' upcoming title!
Steve and Zack attempt to analyze Monster Manual II, TSR's 1983 sequel to the Monster Manual that started the WTF, D&D series.
The powerful new uROD site launches to enable a community in search of relief. Upload, download, and share with friends and strangers.
Tired of socialism? Fed up with communism? Sick of solipsism? President Cheney is from the government, and he's here to help.
Zack and Steve are back with reader-requested early 1990s role playing game Rifts. This omni-dimensional flagship of Palladium is aimed at teenage boys and numbers freaks with asperger's syndrome.
America's friends from Democratic People's Republic of Korea provide a truthful perspective on USA Leader Obama. The truthful perspective might shock you...
Steve and Zack are back with the reader-requested Tomb of Horrors. This twisted module from 1981 was written by Gary Gygax and is considered to be the cruelest dungeon ever devised.
The penultimate installment of That Insidious Beast is a sideways-rolling, static-filled journey through the latter days of a world that is not quite ours and all the places in between the channels.
April 19th is right around the corner and our tax guide is here in time to save you big money.
Asmodeus works tech support for users in the Matrix and lives in Zion, a city inside a factory inside a volcano. Welcome to the working man's life in the desert of the real.
Dr. Bruce Thompson's father crusaded against violent videogames and raunchy music. His crusade failed and now Dr. Thompson is dealing with the mess.
In 1980 TSR decided to give gods hit points and armor class in their infamous source book Deities & Demigods. Steve and Zack discuss a few of the powers that were.
Part one of the three part finale of That Insidious Beast. It takes place in a world that isn't quite ours and features original artwork by Josh Hass.
If you saw your mother and father fighting naked last night, then this is the guide for you. And bee man. And Detroit Steady.
The unusual channel TVTOKYO 25 has been celebrating April Fools' with some very interesting programming for over 100 years. Join them for an April Fools' retrospective.
Steve and Zack conclude their discussion of the mind-boggling aberrations contained within the 1st Edition Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.
In a profane ideas piece, Zack Parsons tells Jake DeSantis of AIG, along with the rest of Wall Street, to burn in hell forever.
A review and discussion of some of the most absurd creatures in the Dungeons & Dragons 1st Edition Monster Manual.
A detailed guide on the how, why, and who of becoming an environmentalist.
Where has your money been going? Take a peek under the TARP thanks to AIG's sudden and new policy of transparency.
The DIY Blogger offers wisdom to help you survive those crucial minutes of decision immediately after disaster strikes.
An underachieving engineer in Bozeman, Montana makes his contribution to the success of the NX-01 Enterprise mission.
Look at that economy...nationalize a banks isn't helping an American. Don't wait for the bailout! China Consulting American's Jobs offer you a solution for your scenario.
Readers respond and I respond to readers in the wake of my Watchmen movie review.
I'm ready to support feminism and write for Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Is Joss ready to let me come aboard as a writer?
Strange questions are answered by the bewildered and terrified in this week's edition of That Insidious Beast.
Warner Brothers has given us an advance screener of Watchmen, so we're bringing you an early review. Beware of spoilers later in the article, but we DO NOT ruin the ending.
Cap'n Lonnie talks up Avast, Me Hearties, Missouri's number one pirate-themed rock group.
An American special unit patrols the desolate zone along the Russian-Chinese border and encounters more trouble than they were expecting. That Insidious Beast is the continuing saga of a world that is not quite ours.
The ticking time bomb scenario is explored during a senate hearing. Erotically.
The blog of an American expat living in London during historic times. What an honor!
Adverse Interests hits the road and heads to Las Vegas with a plan to rob several casinos using NionCO minions.
It's easy to see the storm clouds gathering in these dark economic times, which is exactly why we have to choose now to live the American Way. Smiles and sunshine, my droogs.
The saga of That Insidious Beast continues. What will a very special prisoner reveal during a military interrogation? Are his words lies or an unpleasant truth?
Tough times force Adverse Interests to turn to the budget henchman company NionCo for Operation Pennywise.
In a last-ditch and idiotic attempt to finish a manuscript, I retreated to a remote cabin and discovered all the wrong ways of gathering firewood.
Strange broadcast towers, Area Bleeds, and those who sympathize with the Unfolders. That Insidious Beast is a continuing series set in a world that isn't quite ours.
What if the Nazis had the atomic bomb? Find out in this time, space, and mind-bending installment of Henchman Status Updates.
The nation faces economic catastrophe. We are in two wars and face terrorists at home. The United States of America teeters on the brink. That's exactly why each day of the administration of Senator Roland W. Burris is crucial to our Union.
One man watches TV in Brier Hill, New York and records the strange things he finds being broadcast in a world that isn't quite ours.
Space, the final frontier for evil to conquer. Find out what happens when the hired help aboard Dreadstation runs afoul of UNFORCE and John Glenn.
Sexy amateurs are here to provide you with the hottest a la carte smut in the world. Don't forget to bring your credit cards.
The Federal Wardens have made a big haul and the viewing audience gets to reap the benefits. That Insidious Beast is a continuing look at TV in a world that isn't quite ours.
Henchman Status Updates provide you with the latest information on your FIST henchmen and henchwomen.
What a frigging joke! Banned again for nothing! I would like to be allowed to post my Poser comics and educational breastfeeding farm stories!
Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher travels to Israel and files his first report on the conflict in Gaza.
FIST Unique Personnel Solutions has some updates on your recent henchman contracts.
Hard at work or hardly working? This Predator may not be a hunter, but he busts his As's just like any clan member pursuing the soft meat.
Learn more about America's most popular TV megachurch from the website of Holy Hand Broadcasting. That Insidious Beast is like TV Guide for a world that isn't quite ours.
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