MS Paint Dudes Flash the D at Ghosts! (NWS!)
Warning: This theme contains spooky images of ghosts and genitals!
Variety Pack #26: Fishin' Politicians and The First Lady!
We're clearing out all remaining 2013 images, EVERYTHING MUST GO!
The War on Christmas!
If the SA Goons don't Photoshop this, people like my mom will think the War on Christmas is just what they see on TV!
Freestyle Photoshop Showcase!
"Photoshop A Thing + Another Thing": You could take it literally (promo image) and/or just have fun!
The ABCs of the NHL!
A+ for the art/now, as for the verse/hockey Goons wrote it/hell, could be much worse!
Chocoltize Movies!
It means "Add Chocolate to Movies"! It's spelled that dumb way because of the guy who coined the term on Kickstarter.
Chuck Asay Cartoon Contest!
It used to be Chuck Asay who made wacko political cartoons that could chill you to the bone. Now it's the SA Forum Goons!
Tower Wars: Episode One
It's Black Humor Friday, and this Star Wars-themed Phriday can be yours for only $9.11!
The Adventures of Satan
In this Choose Your Own Adventure saga, the SA Goons direct the devil's every move! Rated NSFW due to mild peril, comic mischief, rude humor.
Photoshop Hitler into Movie Posters!
Do you like to laugh at funny pictures of Hitler online? If not, then you have to ask yourself, is this the right article for me? Because there are like 50 images and Hitler is in all of them.
Wengenn in Wonderland!
The SA Goons take the Internet's favorite sleeping baby out for a spin!
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SEX questions megathread! [PARODY]
I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
Sanitize Movies!
Finally, a Something Awful article that's appropriate for readers of all ages! (Kids won't get the references, though.)
Infect Movies with STDs!
It's horror season at the cinemas, and what could be scarier?
1992 Graphics for Everything!
LIKE this if you remember the '90s!!! And if you *don't* remember the '90s, just look and learn, friend!
Merge Iconic Images!
You don't have to be twisted as hell to laugh at these photo combos, but it helps!
The Matrix Meets Family Circus!
Why do my eyes hurt? 'Because you've never* used them to look at something LIKE THIS before!' (*maybe once, in 2006.)
Ever Dream This Man? Facebook Page (Thanks, jseckroch!)
Ever Dream This Man? - Yes! I still dream him! In 2013!
Nightmares Fear Factory Nightmares!
Get scared looking at scary Photoshops of scared people!
Nightmares Fear Factory: It's Back!
Much like Halloween itself, this yearly custom has become an annual tradition!
TLC: R'lyeh!
The SA Goons torment basic-cable viewers with lovingly crafted eldritch horrors!
The Strangest Fan Art 10: good durst picture (Part 10)
You'll find surreal art that was likely made for fetish reasons, plus this fairly good pic of durst.
Jurassic World!
Dinosaur designs! Casting choices! And other JURASSIC PARK 4 news the SA Goons pulled out of the random blue!
Series Finale Spoiler: They Catch Dexter!
Series Finale Spoiler Spoiler: He got away.
Pacifiers for Politicians!
How do you stop politicians from lying? Put pacifiers in their mouths! haha it's funny and true.
Fool Your Facebook Friends!
Citing a popular joke, Merriam-Webster has released a special-edition dictionary that does not include the word ‘gullible.’ A spokesman for the publishing company says the original concept involved putting a mirror on that page in lieu of the word, but this did not prove cost-effecti … SEE MORE
Cartoon Counterparts!
Beloved animated characters, yes, but not as you know them -- These are voice actor/cartoon hybrids!
Anglerfish and the Amish!
Anglerfish can be used as non-electric nightlights! *Adds this note to the 'Amish Lifehacks' scroll*
Miley's Still Twerkin'!
Miley Cyrus caused quite a stir recently; all the social net-twerking sites were going crazy! haha
Describe Your Job! (7 words or less)
Goons love describing things, strict word limits.
Let's Make Our Own Guns!
Please exercise your 2nd Amendment right to enjoy this article!
Homosexual Propaganda!
Get your red-hot homoganda! NOTE: Despite the misleading portmanteau, do NOT distribute this homoganda in Uganda.
Drunken Memories, Four-Word Summaries
"For sale: baby shoes, puked on." The SA Goons write short-form party stories!
Smile, Everyone! (Part 2 of 2)
Welcome to Something Awful, where the smiles are free! Note: The smiles might be slightly irregular.
Smile, Everyone! (Part 1 of 2)
You know how to smile, don't you? You just put your lips together and look happy and/or demented!
Anti-Vaccine Ads and Anti-Anti-Vaccine Ads!
Be careful about where you post these provocative images! Or, share them recklessly! It really depends on the ad.
The Hottest Self-Published Titles of the Future!
FYAD promotes the next generation of gifted e-authors and also makes some cool pitches for their own online novels!
Make Politics Sexy!
Right wing, left wing - they'll both be flapping to these pics!
Welcome to Night Vale!
Created by SA contributor Joseph ‘maxnmona’ Fink, ‘Welcome to Night Vale’ is an ominous community-radio-style podcast set in a small desert town, ‘NPR from the Twilight Zone.’ Broadcasts feature updates about the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, and dark hooded figures with unknowable powers. Turn on your radio and hide.
Give Your Pet A Treat!
It's that rare Internet animal-pic article that ISN'T cat-centric (because cats won't perform on command, even for treats)!
Variety Pack #24: 4th of July Weekend!
What could be more all-American than leftover fireworks and Mustafa Al-Khani?
A Fistful of Clown: Dropsy Goes West!
Like many people, you have always wanted to control the actions of a clown in an old-west setting; here is your chance!
Inappropriately Used Catchphrases!
These so-called 'superheroes' displayed problematic timing with their quips; now they're shamed by our 'gotcha!' society.
The Strangest Fan Art 9 (Part 9)
With the next-gen consoles waiting in the wings, one question looms: How will this affect Sonic fan art?
More Modernized Masterpieces, Plus Portraits!
The SA Goons add new content to old things, such as classic paintings, Victorian family portraits, and this theme!
Make a New Bird!
The SA Goons play God and create winged life! Fancy birds for all occasions, please give them a try.
Remove One Lettr! (Part 3 of 3)
These are all great, but after this one, the theme's over. Sorry, sir, you're too late. What's this, Superman in a blue-green outfit? Man of Teel? That's not even how you spell 'teal,' man.
Let's Make Hybrid Pokemon!
The SA Forum Goons use MS Paint and a handy fusion engine to flood the market with non-canonical Pokemon.
Add Truck Nutz to Military Equipment!
To be more specific, WWII German Military Equipment! To be less specific, any brand of decorative novelty testicles will do.
MS Paint Your Spam!
You can't spell 'MS Paint' without 'spam'! That wordplay construct is the only justification the SA Goons ever need.
Remove One Lettr! (Part 2 of 3)
The SA Goons remove even more letters! Still just one letter per image, though. It's not cumulative.
Remove One Lettr! (Part 1 of 3)
If I'd have known this theme would generate so many inspired submissions, I'd have uggested t lon tim go!
Terrible Tie-In Products!
Wow, some really bad things happened to these TV/movie characters and you guys just make jokes about it? Once again, the glibness of the SA Goons chills me to the bone.
What Is Dracula Holding?
Judging by this promo image, it appears to be some sort of orb. But there's more to it than that....
Celebrity Sweaters!
CLARIFICATION: Title refers to celebrities wearing tacky sweaters, not perspiring stars or sweaters that are famous in the fashion world.
King of the Hill!
The SA Goons share KOTH Photoshops, fan-art finds, and in-depth character/episode analysis (last part not included)!
Sinkhole Sports!
Make boring sports exciting! Put sinkholes on a golf course! No one did that but it would've worked.
The Strangest Fan Art 8: Rise of the Boston Ninja Turtle! (Part 8)
Now, more than ever, we need things like Ghostbusters/Rescue Rangers crossover and inflated_bowser.
Modernize a Masterpiece!
Gasp in horror as the Goons deface classic works of art with low-culture references from today-time!
MS Paint Embarrassing Moments 2013!
The SA Goons use crude goofy drawings to relive traumatic memories that haunt them to this very day.
An Alternate Reality
What if, instead of helping humanity, superheroes caused history's disasters? Life would be so different, then. Another idea the SA Goons had was: 'what if a cool person who died were still alive?' Anything's possible, really, with this theme.
Mannequin Nightmares!
It started with a limbless mannequin, billed as 'The girl of your dreams.' Then it got a bit creepy!
Winter is Here!
SA takes an exclusive look at that Game of Thrones Christmas Special HBO has been hyping for months!
Look What I Wrote on this Notepad!
Youngish people write the darnedest things, especially when the SA Goons take control of their pads!
Who Is This Man?
Can the SA Goons answer this pressing question? Bear witness as they take a flyer!
Draw the Plot to a Movie You Haven't Seen, Part Two!
Did you miss Part 1, titled 'Too Long; Didn't See'? That's okay, missing info is key to this theme!
What Is Kim Jong-un looking at?
Look at these images in which Kim Jong-un looks at things! It's active in a way yet also exponentially passive! Fun for all!
Wrestling Gimmicks!
These gimmicks are guaranteed to get a reaction in the ring! If you're not a wrestler but you'd still like to get a reaction, just play these roles in real life and you're sure to make a splash!
Comic Sans Everywhere!
Hey, it's that typeface the Internet hates! Let's gang up and pick on it! Taste the curb! hahah acewood
Cyborg Steve Mann Redux
Before Google Glass, there was a cyborg man named Steve. Let's look back at his fast-food follies of yesteryear!
Sitcoms Throughout History, Part 2/2!
CHEERS to the SA Goons who got this theme renewed for a second season!
The Strangest Fan Art 7: The Return (Part 7)
That's right Luigi, this is the second Strangest Fan Art installment of 2013!
Make the Worst Simulator Games!
Try the beta version of our Look at Photoshops of Bad Simulator Games Simulator! Amazingly lifelike!
Beyonce's Encore! Plus, Pistorius!
The SA Goons bring you more ripped-from-the-headlines themes! (Sometimes old newspapers rip easier.)
Make Vintage Sci-Fi Covers!
The SA Goons made vintage-looking sci-fi book covers! Now you can make them too, by using this one weird trick! [CLICK]
The Next Pope!
These SA Goon selections might not help you win your Pope Pool, but they might make you laugh, and that counts, too! Not EVERYTHING has to be about your Pope Pool, you know.
This Beyonce Photo No Longer Exists!
A certain Beyonce image has vanished from the Internet! The SA Goons fill that void with Photoshops.
These Images of POTUS Obama Firing a Gun Have Not Been Manipulated!
The SA Forum Goons found a photograph of the president shooting skeet and absolutely did NOT alter it in any way! ;)
Too Long; Didn't See!
The SA Forum Goons ask friends/ family members/ the recently coma-awakened to explain the plots of movies they haven't watched, then they (the Goons) draw the descriptions!
Variety Pack #23: JJ Abrams Star Wars! OH NO!!
See, first we lure them in with Star Wars and Abrams and lens flare, then we hit them with the OH NO!!
A Complete List of Dogs I Have Killed So Far: A Memoir
The dog looked me in the eyes for an instant, as if to ask 'Why are you strangling me?' I looked at his teeth, then back in his eyes, as if to answer 'To protect myself from your teeth.' At that moment, there was a deep understanding between us. I buried the dog on top of a pile of garbage and lit the dog and garbage on fire with a piece of fire.
Draw Dinosaurs with Your Feet!
The SA Goons charm you with crude toe-scribbled sketches, then amaze you with fancy dino linographs!
Why Didn't You Invest in Eastern Poland?
The SA Goons address the defining question of our times!
Variety Pack #22: Post-Apocalyptic Self-Help Guides! As Seen on TV products! Star Wars!
Keepers from short-lived threads! Late arrivals from a popular theme! This variety pack has it all!
Baby Animals Gone Bad!
The SA goons turn the Internet's purest obsession into something scary!
Dumbest Music Journalism Sentences / Defining Album of 2012!
Music milestones of 2012 as described by professional critics, who are then parodied by people from the internet!
Gangster Squad; Zero Dark Thirty; A Haunted House; Any Day Now
Gangsters beware! There's a squad against you now.
Some Stuff We Liked in 2012
Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out.
Starring Roles for Minor Characters!
Stuka! Tuttle! Porkins! And the rest! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember them...
Custom Cartoon Cocks (Thanks, DrPain!)
Worst way to spend $10? Three words: Custom Cartoon Cocks!
Put Butts on Things!
Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I wanna see more butts! [the entire bar laughs; realizes]
The Strangest Fan Art: 6th and Last?!? (Part 6)
It took a while but we emptied the vaults and cleared out all the Sonic/Pony Dr. Who/Lion King etc. crossovers and other disturbing fan-art images. Fresh start for 2013! (After today.)
