The Next Bond!
Daniel Craig might be doing a fine job, but the SA Goons have their eyes on future 007s!
The Yule Lads Are Still Here!
Last week's Lads haven't left yet, and now here comes Window-Peeper! Sausage-Swiper! And the rest!
The Yule Lads Are Here!
An Icelandic person introduces the SA Forums to these horrible festive beasts from his native land!
Porn Versions of Classic Films Pt. 3!
Much like real porn producers, the SA Goons find a successful formula and start churning out sequels!
LyricStore (Thanks, Magic Robot!)
Put song lyrics on your shirt plus bonus copyright words!
Helmacron, Tower Climber!
'I climbed high-voltage electrical-transmission towers and took photos!' -- it's a true claim from SA Goon Helmacron!
Hobbit Cross-Promotions!
Inspired by Denny's (as usual), the SA Forum Goons add a few items to the Hobbit Commercial Tie-in Menu!
Alone in a Cave...
You’ve seen your father dispose of many creatures similar to this one, but a wave of kindness overwhelms you and you feel compelled to help it up. As you near the creature, it gurgles and snaps its jaws at you. Blood gushes from between its rotting teeth. Though hostile, it seems too weak to stand. > REPLACE ROTTING TEETH WITH PACKING PEANUTS
IMDb Boards : The 40 Year Old Virgin
Notorious virgin-shaming site Something Awful strikes again!
Taxidermy Nightmares! (Part 2 of 2)
Everyone loves animal pictures on the Internet! :getin:
PinPics (Thanks, zenintrude!)
Buy/sell/rate 80,000+ collectible pins for kids! it's lunacy
Find Faces in Objects and Draw Them!
The SA Goons turn looks-like-a-face items into IS-a-face drawings and Photoshops!
Taxidermy Nightmares! (Part 1 of 2)
hey that's not the real name of this theme it's actually calle- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
The Game-Ruiners Strike Again!
The SA Forum Goons wrap up this two-part theme. If your favorite game didn't get defaced this time, it's safe! For now...
The Best of NaNoWriMo (Recommended!)
The Best of NaNoWriMo - Funny site mocks awful writers!
Careers After Politics!
Hey, what's ol' Nixon up to these days? Hmm, bad example. Okay, Greenspan? McCain? Australian Labor Party leaders?
Disney Buys Lucasfilm!
Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wa- hey, there's Howard the Duck!
Idakoos T-Shirts!
The SA forum goons find the perfect customized T-shirt for everyone on your shopping list. EVERYONE.
Design the Worst Band Shirt!
SA's Entertainment Weakly subforum presents the 54 best Worst Band Shirts the Internet has to offer!
what are skeletons
the skeleton is the most underappreciated halloween monster. seriously. nothing combines scariness and versatility to the same degree.
ActorSwap Article 2012!
The SA Goons take their annual stab at actor-swapping, with some pretty great results! Welcome back, venerable theme!
Your Good Game's Gonna Go Bad!
Cool video games? Classic games like Connect 4? The SA Goons ruin them all, because they ruin everything. Ruiners.
What's up with Peyton Manning's Forehead?
More SA Forum gags involving the gridiron's biggest goofball!
This is Burger Country!
Stuff yourself with food GIFs until you feel bloated and gross!
Album Cover/Album Title Swap
The SA Forum Goons slip records into different sleeves! Or they do whatever the MP3-era equivalent is, maybe importing the wrong cover art from Amazon? Yeah, something like that!
Pre-made Paperback Covers! (Thanks, Jen!)
Judge books that don't exist by their pre-made covers!
klaivu's Jaybird Comic
The impressive evolution and amazing realization of 'this comic about a bird': A Creative Convention success story!
Netanyahu Warns the World!
The SA Forums present: international news, with a goony twist! Starring: anime! ponies! And Israeli prime minister Netanyahu! Did you ever see a headline and think [video game joke]? well,
Owl Inventions!
Invention # 1: Owl milk. Owl Milk is regular cow milk, but in an owl container. Hate opening milk cartons? No problem! Just tip the container and the beak opens and the milk pours out!
Watch Where You're Driving!
Take a wild ride with the SA forum goons! It's like the 'Police Squad'/'Naked Gun' intro, in Photoshop form!
Zebra Humor (Thanks, A. Tyrannosaurus!)
What's black and white and red all over? Zebra Humor!
Let's Draw Characters from Memory!
The SA forum goons draw animated characters you know, but not as you know them.
Complete Geordi's Visor!
The SA Forum Goons have some coloring-book fun with this bumbling (yet beloved!) comic-relief character from 'Star Trek'!
What's in Clint's Chair?
Remember that thing you laughed at 12 days ago? Well, get ready to laugh at it again, because these images are great!
Breaking Wars! Star Bad!
The SA Goons interchange characters from the popular movie series 'Star Wars' and the popular TV show 'Breaking Bad.'
Free German Smileys! (Thanks, Triangle!)
Free 3D smileys -- from Germany, fabled land of whimsy!
The Strangest Fan Art, Part 5! (Part 5)
Get excited like this guy! It's time for another round of the best and best-worst fan art you probably haven't seen!
Adorable Insects!
Cute animals on the Internet: No cats allowed! Mostly insects. A spider, a scorpion.... OK, and some dogs on the last page.
Child-Friendly Computer Books!
This theme gets a C++. haha wait come back it's actually good and popular, that was a computer joke! Hey wait, come back!
Return of the Bachelor Goons!
They like showerbeers, they like showerwine, one kid seems to LOVE coffee...
De-synchronized Swimmers!
It's the 'tell everyone you'll never sleep again because you're scared of a thing you saw on the Internet' theme of the year!
Spooky Tips for Subway Eating!
Go into a Subway and tell the clerk you want to order the sandwich they'd always wished a customer would order.
Video Game Save Transfers (Part 2 of 2)
What if a video game got mixed up with another video game, like in a weird/funny way? WHAT THEN?!?
Video Game Save Transfers (Part 1 of 2)
Can you name more of the videogames featured in this update than I can? Of course you can. No prize.
Sporting Superheroes! (Part 2 of 2)
OK, most of these aren't superheroes, but they're still sporting! Don't argue with my alliteration!
Sporting Superheroes! (Part 1 of 2)
This theme is well below par! Wait, come back! That means that it's great, because it's a golf theme! Wait! Come back!
Rockaganda!
DON'T! Don't believe what you see! DON'T! Don't believe what you read!
Inappropriate Soundtracks!
The SA Forum Goons ruin movies by using the wrong music. Or improve them by adding better music! Some of both, maybe!
Wake Up Your Dog: Photoshop Edition!
The SA forum goons just can't let sleeping dogs lie.
Wake Up Your Dog!
Master, why have you disturbed my dog slumber? I was having the best dog dream. This better be good!
Replace Swords with Bananas! (Part 1 of 2)
Holy shit, out of nowhere it's the best Photoshop theme of 2012! Roll that beautiful banana footage!
The Strangest Fan Art, Part 4! (Part 4)
This is pretty much the only place to find most of this stuff! Good thing the Goons tracked it down, huh? "..."
Vs. Movies!
Coming up with cool 'Batman Vs. Terminator'-type combination movies is easy, if you're an SA goon.
Pet Portraits!
Candid pet photos PLUS artistic interpretations of those photos, in one update? Bargain, or MIRACLE?
Variety Pack #21: Criminal Edition
What do a Florida flasher and a Norwegian murderer have in common? Mockery, at the hands of Goons.
Crayons Are Awesome!
Let's grab a 24-pack and draw some birds! Optional: cameras, bladed weapons, crayons.
FacePaint.WS (Thanks, Love Babe!)
FacePaint.ws - 'My cat is thinking I am crazy!'
Bad-Ass Presidential Moments!
The SA goons turn presidential portraits into gritty pub wall art!
A Paranormal/Conspiracy Guide to Ghosts
RIp, Paranormal/Conspiracy subforum. It's a tough world for those with questioning minds.
Breaking News!
Photoshop Phriday will not be featured in its usual space this week, because all the themes are shi- THIS JUST IN!
Cut-Rate Books! (Part Two of Two)
In these tough economic times, the SA Goons must downsize literary concepts, and also ration themes.
A Sink Cat, A Cool Rug
Wilford Brimley cat gets wet. Dragon Lady rug draws praise. Threads deliver what's promised.
Cut-Rate Books! (Part One of Two)
In these tough economic times, even the mighty publishing industry has to cut some corners!
The Palin Smoker! (Part Two of Two)
Let's go back to a simpler time, when people had values, and morals. Let's revisit the Palin Smoker.
The Palin Smoker! (Part One of Two)
Play 'Palin Zone' on p 4! What an exciting game! Fantastic graphics! All your friends will want it!
Hand-to-Hand Combat with Extraterrestrials
SA's Paranormal/Conspiracy Forum asks: Do you have what it takes?
LCD Handheld Games Part Three!
All the finest licensed movie tie-ins and modern console mega-franchises, at your fingertips!
I'm a VERY angry mouse
Here's one shrew that CAN'T be tamed! Did I say shrew? I meant mouse, maybe. Oh no, now I've done it. It's about to have a fit.
Hard-Hitting Satire: Obama's America
Something Awful’s Everdraed presents an animated political illustration decrying the sordid actions of our president, Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, and his wife Michelle Hussein Obama. Audio for this video clip is the US national anthem as performed by James Brown.
The Strangest Fan Art, Part 3! (Part 3)
So you think you've seen ALL the weirdest fan-art images on the Internet? You probably haven't seen these. Nor should you!
Media Monsters
Election years can turn politicians - and the media personalities who cover them - into monsters!
A Video Collage of the Absurdity of Life
VEDA 2012: they all clearly imagine themselves addressing some vast rapt audience of loyal youtube fans while actually just shouting forever into an empty bottomless pit ahaha
Death Laid A Creme Egg!
Easter is over, but the holiday's candies remain on store shelves, at outrageous markdowns! What could go wrong?
Eye-Mouth Mixup!
Can you feel it? Nothing can save ya. Cuz this is the switching of vision for flavors.
Candid Pet Photos, Part Two!
what happens when you put incompatible pets in the same mansion? Will it,Be a pet fiasco?
Child Pageant Politicians
The SA forum goons bring out the beauty of candidates past and present!
Take This Cigarette!
Kids, aliens, pregnant women, pregnant men - they all look so much more sophisticated with a smoke!
Worst-Selling Books!
The SA goons found the cure for our nation's nasty reading habit - a less addictive brand of book!
Robot Hairstyles!
The SA forum goons bring you the hairstyles of tomorrow - TODAY!
SXSW Guide and Anti-Guide 2012 (Part 2)
Something Awful's music writers shed light on which acts to see at South by Southwest and which to avoid. NOTE: In the likely case that you're not actually going to SXSW, this update also works as a way to try new stuff and find a cool band you hadn't heard that will make you want to play all their other songs on Spotify or whatever.
Make Porn Work-Safe in 2012! (NSFW!)
Pop the cork! Let's celebrate another round of images that are more work-safe than they used to be!
Brilliant Distortions, the best around! (Part 2)
Whenever someone mentions these celebrities/politicians, post these images and everyone will think you're cool!
Recast Great TV Shows!
Not content to enjoy their favorite programs as they are, the SA Forum Goons suggest improvements!
Content-Aware Photoshops Come Alive!
Creepy image, huh? Wait 'til they start MOVING.
Tails Gets Trolled
The SA Forum Goons pay fan-art homage to the secret order of the Troll Slaiyers!
Awkward Sexual Encounters: Final Round
Dear reader, will u be our Valentine? *SA Goons hand you a gross stained card, slink away in shame*
Historical Figure Hats / British Judge Wigs!
Hats? On people?! Wigs? On judges?! Whatever, weirdos.
Supervillains in Politics!
Can you imagine a world in which politicans are evil? Kinda messed up, but the Goons give it a shot.
The Goon Who Saved 'Manos'!
It seemed 'Manos' would languish forever as an ugly, faded joke. Then the hands of fate intervened.
Some Stuff We Liked in 2011 (Part 2 of 2)
remember 2011? there were some cool tunes back then. let's take a trip back in time ...
Fine Art Meets Awful Forum!
Classic paintings and famous artists get a whole lot goonier.
The Strangest Fan Art, Part 2! (Part 2)
Here are some bizarre images you probably haven't seen! Aren't you glad SOPA isn't ruining our fun?
Some Stuff We Liked in 2011 (Part 1 of 2)
Maybe SA didn't write articles about cool music in 2011, but we were listening to it all the while, and now we'll share with u!
Mixed-Up Movie Captions 2012!
The SA Forum Goons will never stop messing with subtitles! To paraphrase 2Pac, they lead a closed-captioned lifestyle.
Weird Things Goons Do with Their Food!
Want to drop some pounds in 2012? Read about the SA Goons' eating habits, you'll lose your appetite!
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Worst Goon Gifts [Receiving]: (Part 2 of 2)
goon misery is the gift that keeps giving.
