A Bear Walks into a Diner ...
The SA forum goons dare to tinker with a perfect punchline.
SA Holiday Shopping Guide! (Part 2 of 2)
The SA forum goons bring you part two of the toy series with strong sense for playing!
SA Holiday Shopping Guide! (Part 1 of 2)
Featuring the kind of knockoff crap (Spader-Man! PolyStation! Robert Cop 3!) that has been disappointing kids for decades!
Criterion Cases!
The SA forum goons decide EVERY movie deserves the cinephile treatment.
Drawing Mario is Easy!
First you draw a circle. No, wait. Start over. Draw a big mushroom. Add an egg, then two more...
Magazines from the Future!
Caution: Learning information about the future can have disastrous consequences!
The Hell Kitchen
A Rambling Vagrant prepares amazing-looking food in a not-so-amazing-looking room.
Workin' Gherkin/ Safety Signs!
The SA forum goons take warning. But first: Pickle noir!
Draw-Your-Stuff Success Stories!
The SA forum goons take requests. First up: Rainbow-farting puppies and glitter unicorns!
Abstract Pixel Art! (Part 2 of 2)
The SA forum goons now use multi-colored rectangles for all their pop-culture-referencing needs.
Abstract Pixel Art! (Part 1 of 2)
The SA Forum Goons reduce tv shows, video games, movies and more to their simplest elements -- horizontal colored lines.
Porn Versions of Classic Films! (Part 2 of 2)
More classy yet sassy efforts from the SA Forum Goons!
Cross-Eyed Celebrities!
Careful! Your face -- your famous face -- might freeze that way!
Porn Versions of Classic Films! (Part 1 of 2)
The SA forum goons sleaze up the Golden Age of Cinema.
Variety Pack #18: Get Over It T-Shirts and the Cheering Kid!
Kid cheering at inappropriate times? Get over it!
DogBeards
DogBeards (n.) 1) Dogs with Beards. 2) Canine features inside human facial hair.
Rick Springfield's Watery Personal Hell!
We all need the human touch, but some fans are hard to hold.
Gary Oldman Has Been in a Lot of Films!
The SA Forum Goons present every movie ever made, starring Gary Oldman as EVERYONE.
Make Polish Movie Posters!
The SA forum goons get classy -- Eastern-European style!
Ticklish Male Celebrities (Thanks, Dilkington!)
Ticklish Male Celebrities -- No socks, only stocks!
Spider-Man: The Oyster Mystery!
The SA forum goons get tangled in a web of deception!
Good Life Decisions (Thanks, Charlie!)
Visiting this site is probably not a Good Life Decision!
Be Careful with Your PlayStation Move!
The SA forum goons want you to be cautious with your new controller!
Silvert's Adaptive Clothing (Thanks, goodbyebluesky!)
Silvert's Adaptive Clothing -- View Dressing Videos!
Stuff You Will Hate X
A video that features old-people sex, and three others that are much worse. Enjoy!
Draw Mickey's Mouth!
The SA forum goons really know how to make a mouse smile. Finally, that skill proves useful!
Bad Hygiene Products / Star Wars Grab Bag!
Featuring vagabond morsels and Samuel Lightsaber Jackson!
Dennis the Rude Horse Learns a Lesson!
Amazon delivers the wrong packing slip -- and with that, opportunity!
Face Swap! (Part Two of Two)
If you go around swapping people's faces, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
Real-Life Smilies!
Now the SA Forum Goons can convey emotion even when they're away from their computers!
Nosak Raw (Thanks, Fonzie Scheme!)
Nosak Raw, Saw for Hire -- Vote non-Nosak on July 27!
Face Swap! (Part One of Two)
When all else fails -- fresh tactics! The SA forum goons make a few ... changes.
Draw Dogs with Your Eyes Closed!
Remember Paint Cats with Your Eyes Closed? It's back! In dog form!
Reesor for Governor (Thanks, badideas!)
Reesor for Governor -- Meet Crazy Man James!
The Future is Here!
The SA forum goons demand jetpacks and decry the death of manual accounting systems.
Cage Match: Port of Call Photoshop Phriday
Nicolas Cage to the break of dawn, baby!
The Britt Slater Show (Thanks, eroot!)
The Britt Slater Show -- Brang it on, sista!
Stuff You Will Hate IX!
Beware: The ugliest batch yet! (At least in terms of screencaps.)
So Sayeth The Penis!
A brave forums member uses his genitalia to predict the future (for the sake of science).
Universal Semen Sales (Thanks, DFH!)
Universal Semen Sales -- Meet Sammy Semen!
Variety Pack #17: Zombies, Robots, Tattoos and the Goatse Mug!
The SA forum goons just wanna have fun. (And make mugs.)
Fun with Your Openbook! (Part Two of Two)
As if last week's Openbook batch wasn't bad enough, now we get to the furries and racists!
PerfectPinUpz (Thanks, anon!)
PerfectPinUpz Clayrotica Site -- WOAH nice bananas!
Million Dollar Horse
Million Dollar Horse -- This horse will be all that is left!
Variety Pack #16: Facebook Pages for Fictional Characters! Other topics: Monster Trucks, and Dogs with Capes!
Once again, the SA forum goons offer something for everyone.
Fun with Your Openbook! (Part One of Two)
Who knows what evils and ugliness lurk in the public profiles of Facebook users? The SA forum goons.
Dr. Richard Boylan's Official Web Site (Thanks, Justin!)
Dr. Boylan's Official Site -- Is your child a Star Seed?
Swap Tots with Olds!
The SA forum goons bestow the precious gift of youth -- and the terrible gift of oldness!
Bread and Circus Theatre Company (Thanks, The Ramos!)
Bread and Circus Theatre Company - Entertains and enriches!
Variety Pack #15: Photoshops of Photoshop itself! Also: Incidental Markings, Superheroes, and Animals!
Photoshop is back! The SA forum goons even Photoshop Photoshop!
Actor Johan Karlberg's Official Web Page (thanks, Benj!)
Actor Johan Karlberg's Page -- Meet Captain One Take!
Forbidden Truth Media (Thanks, Anon!)
Forbidden Truth Media -- Like ours, but FORBIDDEN!
Smoke and Balloons (Thanks, Sean!) (NWS!)
Smoke and Balloons -- Squeakers and ciggie teasers!
Literal Last Names!
In the eyes of the SA forum goons, you are what your surname says you are.
Video Games Go/Smoke Green!
The SA forum goons think video games should (puff, puff) give back to nature.
Syborfical's POEMZ (Thanks, inhalant_abuse!)
Syborfical's Poemz -- FAILED ATTEMP!
MS Paint Nintendo! (Part 2 of 2)
A week after celebrating its 1st anniversary, MS Paint Nintendo returns on 4/20, a date of no significance.
MS Paint Nintendo! (Part 1 of 2)
The SA forum goons illustrate -- and desecrate -- their 8-bit favorites.
MGMT: Congratulations
MGMT's new album isn't an 'ambitious failure' so much as a 'failed attempt to sound ambitious.'
Awful Sci-Fi Books!
The SA forum goons boast the largest private collection of fake sci-fi/fantasy books in the states!
Unnecessary Censorship!
The SA forum goons use black bars and blurriness to make everything look unsavory!
Variety Pack #14: Whose Portrait Hangs in Tiananmen Square? Also: Animes and Grindhouse Video Games!
The SA forum goons bring you the rest of the best of the rest.
Bangladesh Space Agency (Thanks, Andre!)
Bangladesh Space Agency -- Seen Monwara Begum today?
SXSW Guide and Anti-Guide 2010! (Part 1)
The most bafflingly comprehensive guide to the 3/18 SXSW lineup you'll find anywhere!
Variety Pack #13: Extreme Baseball, Repurposed Vehicles and Literal Album Titles /Album Title Mash-Ups!
The SA forum goons bring you their B-sides and rarities!
Hedgie's Alphabet (Thanks, John!)
Hedgie's Alphabet -- XYLOPHONE! NIGHTGOWN! ZEBRA!
Stuff You Will Hate V: Banned!
One of the videos Sgt. D and I discuss this week was BANNED! If only they all were.
James Cameron is Jesus Christ (Thanks, Chas!)
James Cameron is Jesus Christ -- The Great Creator!
Gradendine's Gallery (Thanks, Soldarian Secret!)
Gradendine's Gallery -- Meet Sally!
Frog Bog! (Part 2 of 2)
There is a level beyond Get Out. You can call it Get Out 2.
Darkness Falls Paranormal Society (Thanks, Flaggy!)
Be dead friend from above when Darkness Falls!
70,000 Tons of Metal (Art by Ali Horn!)
70,000 Tons of Metal -- Floating heavy metal festival!
Frog Bog! (Part 1 of 2)
The SA forum goons have just the thing for people who have been looking to get out more.
Q & SA: Horse The Band
Horse The Band's Erik Engstrom discusses insect run-ins, crabgaze, and the Domino's Pizza Turnaround.
Kansas City: Vortex of Failure
Sometimes I feel pretty depressed about my lonely, pathetic life. But then I put things in perspective. I remind myself that I live in Kansas City, and like all things within this metropolitan area, I'm predisposed to inexorable failure. Then I shrug off personal responsibility and resign myself to the next humiliating outrage!
The Voynich Project (Thanks, Daniel!)
The Voynich Project -- Take the Voynich Quest!
BulletRiddled vs. The Noah's Ark Burger!
One brave goon dares to have it his way -- and pays the price.
Richard's Web Page (Thanks, jackb!)
Richard's Web Page -- The deeper you dig...
Star Trek Invasion!
With the help of the SA forum goons, Star Trek boldly goes... etc., etc.
Stuff You Will Hate 4: In Space!
Sgt. D and I watch female bodybuilders, Frankenshredders, and Christian trancecore.
Reading Time: The Master of Makeup (Part 13)
Stevie gets a visit from the king of cosmetic camouflage.
You Stupid Relativist (Thanks, ppanag!)
You Stupid Relativist -- ANGRY ABOUT PHYSICS!
Dinos with Hairdos!
Does your dinosaur need a makeover? Step into the Something Awful salon!
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich (Thanks, ultrafilter!)
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich -- LOL SO RANDOM!
Grammy Awards Exclusive 2010!
I go one-on-one with Daryl 'Fucking' Hall to break down the Grammy contenders.
Holdup Suspender Company (Thanks, Lowtax!)
Holdup Suspender Company -- Hooking up in Popular Mechanics!
Dinosaur Detective!
A hard-boiled ankylosaurus solves crimes in a noir-flavored Cretaceous period.
The Fake Detective (Thanks, YourEvilTw1n!)
The Fake Detective -- He's Back on the Case!
Bagman Begins!
The SA forum goons have a sleeping bag with legs, and they know how to use it!
Opossum Sally's Goldenmean (Thanks, Devon!)
Opossum Sally's Goldenmean -- A lifetime's supply of crap!
Movies + Video Game Names! (Part 2 of 2)
A legendary theme reaches its startling conclusion!
Vampire Weekend Warriors
Daryl "Fucking" Hall describes the "Contra" combatants, none of which are superior soldiers possessing almost superhuman drive and ability."
Awesome Free Cursors (Thanks, The Worst Unicorn!)
Awesome Free Cursors -- Your eyes pay the price!
Post-Avatar Depression (Thanks, Terry!)
Post-Avatar Depression -- Don't let the Pandora dream die!
Movies + Video Game Names! (Part 1 of 2)
The SA forum goons draw upon their gaming experiences to give films the titles they truly deserve.
Stuff You Will Hate: Best of '09 Exchange!
These songs might actually be good -- depends on whom you ask.
