Vomit-O-Lantern
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| A girl who looks fly until she smiles and half her teeth are missing.
"Man, that girl in the corner looks smokin'."
"Yeah, but she's a vomit-o-lantern."
"Hey, she's smiling at us." *vomits* | Related: | will-o-the-lisp |
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| Boner Patrol | 3 up, 200 down
| The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.
"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"
"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners." | Related: | dong audit |
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| Ghostfuck | 0 up, 109 down
| To own someone so bad at the Genesis game Shaq-Fu that it summons a 3,000-year-old Turkish djinn who steals their soul.
"Damn, I just straight owned you that match."
"Bullshit. My controller got unplugged."
"What's that comin' out of the 32X?"
"Probably just smoke. It overheats a lot. Oh shi-"
"Ghostfucked!" | Related: | shaqterial meningitis |
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| Dog's Errand | 61 up, 62 down
| A pointless and wasteful endeavor.
"To look for an open frozen yogurt stand at this advanced hour would clearly be a dog's errand." | Related: | ninny-dally | tramp's endeavor |
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| Sexshmallow | 0 up, 998 down
| A fat, pale woman who wears tight clothing.
"You're a total sexshmallow in that tube top. I can see your nipple rings."
"Thanks. I was going for the sexshmallow look." | Related: | michelin babe | stay-puft |
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Ladydrunk
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| When a gentleman reaches the point of intoxication at which it becomes necessary to sit down to pee.
"Better wait for a stall, buddy... you're ladydrunk." | | Related: | mantoxicated | |
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